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Carruthers · 01-05-2019, 03:16 AM

Thick as two short planks
Sandwich short of a picnic
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Dumber than a box of rocks
Two bricks short of a full load

and...

Tuppence short of a bob.
Not the full shilling.
Dim as a Toc H lamp.
Too daft to come in out of the rain.

01-05-2019, 03:16 AM	#3
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Thick as two short planks Sandwich short of a picnic Not the sharpest tool in the shed Dumber than a box of rocks Two bricks short of a full load and... Tuppence short of a bob. Not the full shilling. Dim as a Toc H lamp. Too daft to come in out of the rain. __________________ Last edited by Carruthers; 01-05-2019 at 03:26 AM.