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Old 07-16-2012, 12:38 PM   #94
Glinda
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ohm, yeah.

we're gonna need a WHOLE lot more detail here. This is not something you just post blithely and say no more about.

How do you know they are spontaneous if you're asleep?
Umm.... Because I wake up all tingly and moist, and instantly need a cig?

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Are there dreams that go with these Os?
No dreams associated with anything. I VERY rarely have dreams, or, if I am having dreams every night, I only remember one out of thousands.

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Does it ever happen when you're awake? Are you sure they are real and not dreamt?
My first spontaneous orgasm happened when I was on the school bus (6th grade). Tight jeans, bouncy ride, you do the math. Evidently, I have an extremely sensitive vajayjay area... (yay me!).

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Are you alone in your home? DO you have pets? DO you slather peanut butter... wait.. that's crude.
It's just me and three kitties that don't sleep under the covers with me, and NO FOOD IN BED DAMMIT!!

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