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Haha, reminds me of:

www.overheardinnewyork.com

and

www.overheardintheoffice.com

I think I may have posted these before, but you should look again.

Teen guy: Come on baby, no one's home yet.
Teen girl: No, I can't.
Teen guy: You love me right?
Teen girl: Sure!
Teen guy: So what's the problem?
Teen girl: You know.
Teen guy: What?
Teen girl: I got my period.
Teen guy: No shit, again?
Teen girl: Be happy about that.
Teen guy: ...your mouth isn't on any period, is it?

--B train

Co-worker: I figure, if he sends me to jail, I'm just going to call the judge a cocksucker. 'Cause at that point, what can he do?