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Old 02-06-2013, 09:14 AM   #384
footfootfoot
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Galway Bay

Maybe someday, i'll go back again to Ireland
If my dear old wife would only pass away
She nearly has my heart broke with her naggin
she's got a mouth as big as galway bay

See her drinkin 16 pints of Pabst Blue Ribbon
And then she can walk home without a sway
If the sea were beer instead of salty water
She would live and die in galway bay

See her drinkin 16 pints at Padgo Murphy's
When the barman says "I think its time to go"
She doesn't try to speak to him in gaelic
But a language that the clergy do not know

On her back she has tattooed a map of Ireland
And when she takes her
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