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orthodoc · 12-16-2006, 05:33 PM

I've spent too long trading movie lines and funny insults with my teens this afternoon ...I'm all out of one-liners! I need some fresh material!

Here's one of my favorites:

"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you! ... I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

How about it? Who has some favorites to share?

12-16-2006, 05:33 PM	#1
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Favorite movie lines and gratuitous insults I've spent too long trading movie lines and funny insults with my teens this afternoon ...I'm all out of one-liners! I need some fresh material! Here's one of my favorites: "You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you! ... I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. How about it? Who has some favorites to share? __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi Last edited by orthodoc; 12-16-2006 at 07:05 PM.