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Spiders in the Cellar
A week ago
a spider bit me
right between the eyes.
My eyes swelled shut,
my head swelled up
to twice its normal size.
Two nights ago
a spider bit me
right between the thighs.
My butt swelled shut,
my c*ck swelled up
to twice its normal size.
Last night
I heard a voice
coming from the cellar.
It was my wife,
singing,
"Need more spiders."
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