Quote:
Originally Posted by glatt
Is this a gun thread in ice cream clothing?
|
Nonsense. This is only about ice cream.
Chocolate. Ah, chocolate! Lethal, bold desire. There is nothing stopping you from enjoying the flavor, the excitement, but even adding a protective coating of Nestle's chocolate Shell isn't enough to get one to ignore that the ice cream probably contains too many nuts for your liking. Vanilla is a much safer choice and is clearly a favorite as well, but its flavor is easily overtaken by any ingredient imposed upon it -- the mere addition of a single, soft maraschino cherry completely overpowers it. Vanilla gives in, vanilla is weak. Now you know chocolate isn't good for you and who would want to be associated with
those people, anyway? You know the kind. Vanilla is what gentle, sane people enjoy on a happy outing at the park. Families eat vanilla. Chocolate is what poor people from Detroit stock in their freezer...