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Old 11-17-2018, 03:36 PM   #731
thiccween
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Has anyone noticed that in Freddy vs Jason when Freddy awakens Jason that he already has a machete? I'm all for the suspension of disbelief, but come on. You want me to believe that $15 dollar bush machete that has been covered in damp forest vegetation and rained on for at least a decade would still be capable of piercing/slashing through 7+ bodies, sever a human head and also cut into an aluminum beer keg?

I know it is a fictional movie about a burnt pedophilic serial killer vs. a mentally disabled child who drowned in Crystal Lake because of neglectful camp counselors and he somehow revived and lived in the surrounding woods for over 20 years and became a mass murderer.

Yes, it's a ridiculous story... BUT that is somehow more believable than that bastard machete!
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