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Old 06-03-2005, 02:54 PM   #87
lumberjim
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Originally Posted by Brianna
*cough* what about BJ techniques? Hello???
i told you. like a motorcycle throttle. i'm a certified bj instructor. very affordable too. the thing is to start lighlty and slowly; nibbling is ok. but when you really want to be done with it already, get all four fingers wrapped around it, and twist and squeeze as you go up and down. get the right rythm, and make the right noises as though you're actually enjoying it, and you'll soon be done. bonus points if you take a facial or chest shot with the results of your effort.


too graphic? should i find you a good video clip?
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