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Slithy_Tove · 04-18-2003, 11:06 PM

Not the same pig as last year. This is not a pig, but a piglet, only a couple of months old. Look at the size of the ears, eyes, and feet relative to body size. A full grown pig is huge, hundreds of pounds, and fat around the middle. Only piglets are this skinny.

In a couple of months he'll be too big to do this with any degree of grace, and he'll be converted into pork chops. And bacon. And picnic shoulder. And sliced ham. And ribs. And fatback. And ham hocks. And chitlins. And souse. And scrapple.

Mmmm, scrapple.

04-18-2003, 11:06 PM	#10
Slithy_Tove Disorderly Orderly Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Philly 'burbs, PA, USA Posts: 52	Not the same pig as last year. This is not a pig, but a piglet, only a couple of months old. Look at the size of the ears, eyes, and feet relative to body size. A full grown pig is huge, hundreds of pounds, and fat around the middle. Only piglets are this skinny. In a couple of months he'll be too big to do this with any degree of grace, and he'll be converted into pork chops. And bacon. And picnic shoulder. And sliced ham. And ribs. And fatback. And ham hocks. And chitlins. And souse. And scrapple. Mmmm, scrapple. __________________ == Tove A rainbow rat, a checkered cat...