Alas, the "top end stubby" was phased out a few years ago. It was a bit hard to drink it before it got warm.
I looked on youtube with no luck, but years ago I saw on TV a semi-pet Brahmin bull would walk into a bar (really), pick one of those bottles up with its mouth, tip it back, and sink the lot in about four seconds.
It's probably best not to think about what might happen next. Although, this might be why we need 2,500 marines.
