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The Cellar: The more that you fear us, the bigger we get
The Cellar: More human than human
The Cellar: We're gonna stand at the top of the world and challenge the heavens
The Cellar: We'll have a Sanka and a fish sandwich.
The Cellar: You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: "Grandma, are you sure this is right?"
The Cellar: Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green bears'?
The Cellar: Thermite would be useful for disposing of corpses in a clandestine fashion, but so is lye and a hotel bathtub.
The Cellar: It wasn't me. It wasn't the dog. You farted.
The Cellar: There's a new pubic shampoo being marketed to women married to midgets. It's called "Gee, Your Cunt Smells Terrific"
The Cellar: Nothing says lovin' like an exercise bench and a roll of duct tape.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
 
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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