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darclauz · 10-27-2005, 10:52 PM

The flies raze your house, eating with the fervor of long starved locusts. The insurance adjustors come to what's left of the place, step over a single happy goat (what the hell is it with goats and the cellar?) and offers to write you a check. You happily accept, and the person behind that is a debt collector. He snatches the check, turns to walk away, turns back, and snatches the goat. Paid in full, he says over his shoulder. Have a nice day.

I wish that pumpkin picture didn't remind me so much of my motherinlaw.

10-27-2005, 10:52 PM	#99
darclauz Breathing into a paper bag Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 334	The flies raze your house, eating with the fervor of long starved locusts. The insurance adjustors come to what's left of the place, step over a single happy goat (what the hell is it with goats and the cellar?) and offers to write you a check. You happily accept, and the person behind that is a debt collector. He snatches the check, turns to walk away, turns back, and snatches the goat. Paid in full, he says over his shoulder. Have a nice day. I wish that pumpkin picture didn't remind me so much of my motherinlaw. __________________ Taking up smoking to lose weight.