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Old 06-27-2007, 08:57 AM   #43
monster
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Welcome, Violet Haze.

Never mind M&Ms with hair -what about when you bite into a sandwich and the bit in your gob remains connected to the rest of it by the amazing unbreakable, undetachable from the food human hair. The one that looks like a record-breakingly long pube. So entrenched in the food that as you pull the remaining food away from your mouth, it yanks the bite you just took straight back out. Not that you wouldn't have spat it out anyway. barf. ick. yeuch . squirm.
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