Working as a clerk in a photo lab, a customer came in and dropped off film.
"glossy or matt?"
"Name?"
Sara Grewcock.
I lost it. She was pissed, but seemed that I wasn't the first.
At another job w/ a mail order co. we kept a list of fun names, two I remember were Dutch Fluck and Linda Lustgarden.
I knew a Funkhouser
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