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No, I wasn't even referring to peanut-butter-foreplay.
And I can't think of more of a turn-off than peanut-butter-breath actually. BLEURGH!
Although cheese n onion crisp breath is pretty grim too.
But I can't really imagine sex games with crisps. How chavvy would you have to be?
"Go on Chantelle, roll in some bags of crisps and let me eat em off yer. Then I'll lick Stella out yer snatch. I'll lock Brutus out in the garden this time, he can play with the neighbour's toddler."
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