[Crimson Ghost]

1. Those kamikaze perfume women in the stores.
"You spray me with that, and I'm punching you in the tit."

2. People who wait until their groceries are completely scanned and bagged and THEN decide to whip out the checkbook. And to add insult to injury, they say "Oh, I was going to pay by check anyway. I just wanted to know how much. Who do I make the check out to?"
HEY COCKSUCKER!!! You knew you were paying by check, so fill the fucking thing out BEFORE you get to the register! And who to make it out to? The El Segundo Wine and Liqueur Exchange? Nooooo. ShopRite, you shitwit.

3. Assholes who take 10 minutes to decide what to get a McDonalds.
The menu is the same as it was yesterday. Decide already.
"I'll have the lobster bisque, a blackened catfish fillet sandwich, and a Rum & Coke."

4. There is a price on the item. That is the price.
"Excuse me, the price tag says $10. Is that the price?"
"Whadda think, toots?"

5. "Hey, your phone line was busy. Were you using it?"
"No, asshole. Tarzan needed something to swing from..."

6. "Excuse me, are you on line for the ATM?"
"No ma'am, I'm just waiting here for the stimulating conversation."

7. ATM service fees. ATM means Ass-To-Mouth.
They shove their dicks in your ass, and then force you to clean the shit covered dick with your tongue and expect you to smile for the chance.

8. Women who wear the skimpiest clothes possible, and then call you a pervert when you look. If you didn't want people to look, then why draw attention to yourself?

9. Poseur goth shitheads. "Oh. life is so horrid, I must wear black and be a miserable self-centered ass." Go ahead, ya schmuck. You want to off yourself, feel free to do so. All you're doing is keeping me employed.

10. Smug salesmen. "I'm sorry sir, we don't have that shirt in your size. These are more for slimmer fit people." Fuck you, asshole. I'm not the one working a minimum-wage paying slow death.