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Old 11-02-2019, 10:18 AM   #1678
lumberjim
I can hear my ears
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I told myself a joke in a dream last night.

We hired a new lady named Helen Waite. I introduced myself and asked if she was going to be the complaints manager. She didn't get it, so I said, when people have a complaint, they go to Helen Waite. Still didn't get it. Hell... And... Wait.

She shoved me.
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