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Shawnee123 · 03-11-2009, 11:49 AM

In related news: music industry protective agencies plan to launch an exhaustive search for cassette tapes (sometimes called "mix tapes") given to thousands upon thousands of teenage girls being courted by horny teenage boys in the late 70s and early 80s. A spokesperson for the group said "We believe it's time to crack down on the blatant thievery which threatens to not only derail the sanctity of the music industry but takes profits from the pockets of hard-working pop stars everywhere. We now have the technology to insert a high pitched squeal into the background of every AM radio station in the world, rendering useless devices such as the Fisher Price Tape Recorder, a leading device used by perpetrators in the music pirating underworld. "

03-11-2009, 11:49 AM	#644
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	In related news: music industry protective agencies plan to launch an exhaustive search for cassette tapes (sometimes called "mix tapes") given to thousands upon thousands of teenage girls being courted by horny teenage boys in the late 70s and early 80s. A spokesperson for the group said "We believe it's time to crack down on the blatant thievery which threatens to not only derail the sanctity of the music industry but takes profits from the pockets of hard-working pop stars everywhere. We now have the technology to insert a high pitched squeal into the background of every AM radio station in the world, rendering useless devices such as the Fisher Price Tape Recorder, a leading device used by perpetrators in the music pirating underworld. " Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby