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Old 08-16-2011, 05:43 PM   #87
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
What's bumming my stone?

My neighbors. They're fighting. Loudly. Profanely. Now, I got nothing against the use of profanity, hell, I'm a Pro Cusser League veteran. But, not out in public. Most of the time. This morning they were in the driveway at 7:45, full throttle. I came out on my front porch and just stared at them while they fought.

When she drove up the street, going to work I suppose, her husband gave me the stink-eye as he went toward his door. I smiled a big friendly smile, and quoted a line form "Blazing Saddles".

I said, in my cheeriest voice, mind you: "Good Morning Jerry. And isn't it a lovely morning?"

He didn't say anything.
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