I have

Trilby · 01-31-2008, 04:39 PM

a really sore throat.

that is all.

lumberjim · 01-31-2008, 04:40 PM

ya know what soothes a really sore throat?

Griff · 01-31-2008, 04:46 PM

Same thing that soothes your itch itch itching?

lumberjim · 01-31-2008, 04:58 PM

i just thought that sentence went well with my current sig line.....

Cicero · 01-31-2008, 05:07 PM

A female version of a hard on? What would that be? What do I have?

You guys are pretty smart....please define.

lookout123 · 01-31-2008, 05:39 PM

[quote=Cicero;428919]A female version of a hard on? What would that be? What do I have?
QUOTE]

an open invitation for an evening would probably be accurate.

Cicero · 01-31-2008, 06:39 PM

[quote=lookout123;428924]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

A female version of a hard on? What would that be? What do I have?
QUOTE]

an open invitation for an evening would probably be accurate.

Wow...that's pretty heavy lookout! Now with who?!?

(evenings last more than two minutes right?) Just checking!!

Elspode · 01-31-2008, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

A female version of a hard on? What would that be? What do I have?

You guys are pretty smart....please define.

A clitoral erection? Excessive dampness in the nether regions? A desperate need to pee first thing in the morning?

Elspode · 01-31-2008, 09:41 PM

A critical need for:

1) More memory on my computer
2) An affordable 40-100 watt bass amp
3) Plumbing skills
4) Enough libido to keep up with my opportunities

Ibby · 01-31-2008, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Enough libido to keep up with my opportunities

Yeah, I've heard about how old people lose all of their libido eventually too.
Sad to hear it's finally caught up with you.

TheMercenary · 02-03-2008, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

A female version of a hard on? What would that be? What do I have?

You guys are pretty smart....please define.

Congestion (Muscular tension), engorgement (erection), increase in secretions (lubrication), peripheral flushing of the skin usually about the neck, chest, and face, increased heart rate.

Cicero · 02-04-2008, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Congestion (Muscular tension), engorgement (erection), increase in secretions (lubrication), peripheral flushing of the skin usually about the neck, chest, and face, increased heart rate.

Then why does engorgement sound so terrible?!? I'm going to have to look that up Merc!

barefoot serpent · 02-04-2008, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

Then why does engorgement sound so terrible?!? I'm going to have to look that up Merc!

I thought it meant getting lost in the Grand Canyon.

binky · 01-31-2008, 05:11 PM

I have...really heinous menstrual cramps

SteveBsjb · 01-31-2008, 06:47 PM

... a glass of wine in my hand.

01-31-2008, 04:39 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I have a really sore throat. that is all.

01-31-2008, 04:40 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ya know what soothes a really sore throat? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-31-2008, 04:46 PM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Same thing that soothes your itch itch itching? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-31-2008, 04:58 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i just thought that sentence went well with my current sig line..... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-31-2008, 05:07 PM	#5
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	A female version of a hard on? What would that be? What do I have? You guys are pretty smart....please define. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-31-2008, 05:39 PM	#6
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	[quote=Cicero;428919]A female version of a hard on? What would that be? What do I have? QUOTE] an open invitation for an evening would probably be accurate. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

01-31-2008, 09:41 PM	#9
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	A critical need for: 1) More memory on my computer 2) An affordable 40-100 watt bass amp 3) Plumbing skills 4) Enough libido to keep up with my opportunities __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-31-2008, 05:11 PM	#14
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	I have...really heinous menstrual cramps __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

01-31-2008, 06:47 PM	#15
SteveBsjb Operations Operative Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Moved from Manhattan to Edgewater, NJ. Posts: 713	... a glass of wine in my hand. __________________ "It's only an internet community."

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