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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
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I have
a really sore throat.
that is all. |
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#2 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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ya know what soothes a really sore throat?
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#3 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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Same thing that soothes your itch itch itching?
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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i just thought that sentence went well with my current sig line.....
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#5 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 5,148
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A female version of a hard on? What would that be? What do I have?
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#6 |
changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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[quote=Cicero;428919]A female version of a hard on? What would that be? What do I have?
QUOTE] an open invitation for an evening would probably be accurate.
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 5,148
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[quote=lookout123;428924]
Quote:
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#8 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
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A clitoral erection? Excessive dampness in the nether regions? A desperate need to pee first thing in the morning?
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
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A critical need for:
1) More memory on my computer 2) An affordable 40-100 watt bass amp 3) Plumbing skills 4) Enough libido to keep up with my opportunities
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#10 |
erika
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
Posts: 6,127
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Yeah, I've heard about how old people lose all of their libido eventually too.
Sad to hear it's finally caught up with you. ![]()
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not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh |
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
Posts: 21,393
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Congestion (Muscular tension), engorgement (erection), increase in secretions (lubrication), peripheral flushing of the skin usually about the neck, chest, and face, increased heart rate.
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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go ahead, abbrev. it
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Lawrence, KS
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#14 |
all hollowed out
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ridgecrest, CA
Posts: 982
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I have...really heinous menstrual cramps
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Operations Operative
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Moved from Manhattan to Edgewater, NJ.
Posts: 713
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... a glass of wine in my hand.
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