No Sex for 6 Months

lumberjim · 02-13-2008, 12:37 AM

...ripped off of WIP 610 sports radio ( post superbowl sports talk is somewhat lacking):

What is the least ...realistic (as in...not the Eagles winning the superbowl).... thing or service you would accept for complete abstinence...King of your Castle.....Master of your Domain.....For 6 MONTHS 180 days!

no sex with your partner...no auto release.... just NONE.

A 60 inch plasma TV?

A new lawnmower?

etc?

I think I'd have to have something pretty fucking substantial....6 months is a long time.

I'm thinking.... this

Sundae · 02-13-2008, 10:36 AM

I think you are talking about my life here.
I'm still waiting for the wonderful prize at the end of it...

binky · 02-13-2008, 12:10 PM

today my answer would be enough money to pay our bills for 6 months

glatt · 02-13-2008, 12:36 PM

My memory may be faulty, but I think I did that already, and got a 5 month old baby in return.

Oh, wait, you said "master of your domain." Never mind.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-13-2008, 12:39 PM

40 million Americans have what experts call a sexless marriage (having sex less than 10 times a year).

Undertoad · 02-13-2008, 12:53 PM

I was in one of those

lookout123 · 02-13-2008, 01:08 PM

6 months? uh uh. Not happening.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-13-2008, 01:18 PM

Your arms were in casts?

Stress Puppy · 02-13-2008, 03:10 PM

I could go six months with no sex for no reason, but if someone is offering I'd like some hiking supplies.

Radar · 02-13-2008, 06:17 PM

I could go 6 months without sex and not even notice I had done it. I could go without jerking off for....oh nevermind..I just jerked off while typing this......oops...there I go again. I'm out.

Seriously though, sometimes I feel like I've got to dust off my dick to see if it still works. I should have married my wife's younger sister or better yet...not gotten married at all.

02-13-2008, 12:37 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	No Sex for 6 Months ...ripped off of WIP 610 sports radio ( post superbowl sports talk is somewhat lacking): What is the least ...realistic (as in...not the Eagles winning the superbowl).... thing or service you would accept for complete abstinence...King of your Castle.....Master of your Domain.....For 6 MONTHS 180 days! no sex with your partner...no auto release.... just NONE. A 60 inch plasma TV? A new lawnmower? etc? I think I'd have to have something pretty fucking substantial....6 months is a long time. I'm thinking.... this __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-13-2008, 10:36 AM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I think you are talking about my life here. I'm still waiting for the wonderful prize at the end of it... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

02-13-2008, 12:10 PM	#3
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	today my answer would be enough money to pay our bills for 6 months __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

02-13-2008, 12:39 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	40 million Americans have what experts call a sexless marriage (having sex less than 10 times a year). __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-13-2008, 01:08 PM	#7
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	6 months? uh uh. Not happening. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

02-13-2008, 12:36 PM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	My memory may be faulty, but I think I did that already, and got a 5 month old baby in return. Oh, wait, you said "master of your domain." Never mind.

02-13-2008, 12:53 PM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I was in one of those

02-13-2008, 01:18 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Your arms were in casts? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-13-2008, 03:10 PM	#9
Stress Puppy Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 359	I could go six months with no sex for no reason, but if someone is offering I'd like some hiking supplies. __________________ ~Stress Puppy~ Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

02-13-2008, 06:17 PM	#10
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I could go 6 months without sex and not even notice I had done it. I could go without jerking off for....oh nevermind..I just jerked off while typing this......oops...there I go again. I'm out. Seriously though, sometimes I feel like I've got to dust off my dick to see if it still works. I should have married my wife's younger sister or better yet...not gotten married at all. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

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