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Old 03-17-2008, 03:01 PM   #1
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HEY!

God you people are so clueless!


Happy St. Patricks Day, geeks!

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Old 03-17-2008, 03:04 PM   #2
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Us clueless? Give me a break, you just cluelessly broke our unspoken agreement not to mention St DRunk day.


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Old 03-17-2008, 03:08 PM   #3
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Quick.

Are you wearing green RIGHT NOW?? If not, consider yourself pinched.

Sorry, no pinch backs. I'm in green today, nyaaaaah!!!
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:48 PM   #4
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Quick.

Are you wearing green RIGHT NOW?? If not, consider yourself pinched.

Sorry, no pinch backs. I'm in green today, nyaaaaah!!!
Luckily I've got a green Celtic cross on my arm. I never have to worry.
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Old 03-17-2008, 03:11 PM   #5
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This girl at work said "I have green underwear on, do you wanna see 'em?"

... uh ... If you show me your underwear I can pretty much pinch you anyway, right?
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Old 03-17-2008, 03:13 PM   #6
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happy saint rat pricks, bree.
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Old 03-17-2008, 03:17 PM   #7
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happy saint rat pricks, bree.
are you a st. paddy's day hater like wolf?


btw, I sent wolf an Irish Sex Fairy link (given to me by...bruce? ) and she was really excited to get it, she wrote me back to thank me!

If you sent the link on to 10 people you are guaranteed sex in the next ten days!

I think I'll wear my blue wig for this one!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 03-17-2008, 07:59 PM   #8
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btw, I sent wolf an Irish Sex Fairy link (given to me by...bruce? ) and she was really excited to get it, she wrote me back to thank me!

If you sent the link on to 10 people you are guaranteed sex in the next ten days!
I had sex shortly after I deleted the sex fairy email.... I'm just sayin...
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Old 03-17-2008, 08:12 PM   #9
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I had sex shortly after I deleted the sex fairy email.... I'm just sayin...
Aren't you afraid that lj will find out?
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:53 PM   #10
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Aren't you afraid that lj will find out?
Apparently he's busy reading some email about sex fairies.
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:51 PM   #11
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are you a st. paddy's day hater like wolf?


btw, I sent wolf an Irish Sex Fairy link (given to me by...bruce? ) and she was really excited to get it, she wrote me back to thank me!

If you sent the link on to 10 people you are guaranteed sex in the next ten days!

I think I'll wear my blue wig for this one!
wtf is mine? I am in need you know.
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Old 03-18-2008, 08:48 AM   #12
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wtf is mine? I am in need you know.
Chica---wtf is your email addy? I'll gladly send you dozens of sure-fire sex spells!!!!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


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Old 03-19-2008, 10:14 PM   #13
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btw, I sent wolf an Irish Sex Fairy link (given to me by...bruce? ) and she was really excited to get it, she wrote me back to thank me!
I only sent it to one person, and I've had sex twice since then. If I'd sent it to ten people, I'd be dead by now.
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Old 03-19-2008, 10:31 PM   #14
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I sent it to a bunch of people and since then I've been fucked a couple times, been screwed a few more, and had it stuck up my ass once.
No sex yet, though.
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Old 03-17-2008, 03:17 PM   #15
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Remember to have an Irish Car Bomb!
Drop the shot in and slam the Guinness!
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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