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Old 09-07-2008, 12:32 PM   #1
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BS IQ's

Seems everyone around here is a friggin' genius of some sort or other. It's all, "My IQ is this," WELL, MY IQ is this!!" and all this fake superior-intellect crap-ola (IIR rzkg claimed to shine more brightly than Einstein in the ol' intellect game) mensa offers, keys to the golden kingdom shite-----well, I'll be dipped in it! I'm surrounded by the NEWTON's of this age!!! Lucky, lucky me!



(happy, now, lj? Now, see, I'm mad!*)




plus, I've a killer headache and just read all that crap about voting Republican....oy.
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Old 09-07-2008, 12:35 PM   #2
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IQ is the new penis.


With some dwellars, I will not mention Yznhymr's reasoning specifically, actual size is difficult to measure because they can't seem to get it up.

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I'm voting Republican because the flag stands for freedom. Burning the flag is unpatriotic. I believe it is possible for people with IQs over 70 to come up with other ways to protest. Of course that’s not the case if they are Anti-American, in which case I say there are many planes, trains, boats, and automobiles leaving our borders every day. Why don’t you board one?
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Old 09-07-2008, 01:14 PM   #3
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IQ is the new penis.
Actually, it wasn't me who used the penis analogy.
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Old 09-07-2008, 01:16 PM   #4
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Actually, it wasn't me who used the penis analogy.
Thank you sir. Noone could ever accuse you of plagarism by doxy....err... proxy.
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Old 09-07-2008, 12:43 PM   #5
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I look at IQ like a glass to hold water. Some of us are born with shot glasses like George W. Bush, and some are born with giant beer steins. The size of the glass isn't as relevant as how much you actually fill it.

I've seen some people who weren't given much of a glass, but they worked very hard to fill it to capacity. They are much better educated than someone who has a large glass but who is too lazy to fill it up so they've only got a shot glass worth of water. The size of your glass isn't as important as the amount and quality of information you fill it with.

I'm not very impressed with high IQs. I only mentioned mine in response to someone else's. By the time I was 6 years old I already knew algebra, had read the dictionary, and other books, etc. My school began testing me like crazy. I was in the counselor's office more than the classroom during my first year, and I tested higher in 1st grade than any of the 6th graders in my school.

The school district wanted to move me from 1st grade to 8th grade, but my parents wouldn't allow it. I believe this was a mistake. I was bored all through school learning and re-learning the same material and as hard as this is to believe, back then I was a trouble maker; a rabble-rouser.
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Old 09-07-2008, 12:52 PM   #6
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I have tested well and I went to a pretty good college and I find that this entitles me to exactly jack shit.
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Old 09-07-2008, 12:57 PM   #7
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...I find that this entitles me to exactly jack shit.
Yes, but, as Radar pointed out, it's the new penis. Where does that leave all the Laydee Cellarites?
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Old 09-07-2008, 12:58 PM   #8
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Old 09-07-2008, 01:08 PM   #9
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Yes, but, as Radar pointed out, it's the new penis. Where does that leave all the Laydee Cellarites?
Excuse me, Radar? I would never expect you to confuse anything having to do with penises, Bri.

That being said, while I can't speak for the penises of the lady cellarites, quite of few of them have very large metaphorical balls.
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Old 09-07-2008, 02:24 PM   #10
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I have tested well and I went to a pretty good college and I find that this entitles me to exactly jack shit.
You lucky SOB! I did the same thing, but I didn't even get jack shit.
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Old 09-07-2008, 02:43 PM   #11
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You lucky SOB! I did the same thing, but I didn't even get jack shit.
What does one even do with all their jack shit?
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Old 09-07-2008, 03:38 PM   #12
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What does one even do with all their jack shit?
According to Carlin, you need to get a bigger place to put all your shit.


PS---Richlevy, I find being called a 'doxy' absolutely adorable and no offense was taken! I don't know about all that nice stuff you said about me, but thanks.
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Old 09-07-2008, 06:31 PM   #13
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Bri, I'm glad you're all healed and clean and shit, but I do miss these threads of yours.

Oh, btw, I scored a 156 on an online IQ test once. I'm kicking myself for not buying the certificate they offered to sell me. I could have scanned it and made it my profile pic so everyone would finally realize how brilliant I am...
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Old 09-07-2008, 12:58 PM   #14
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Mine goes up to eleven.
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Old 09-07-2008, 01:00 PM   #15
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