Lumberjim?

Radar · 09-08-2008, 07:24 PM

I saw a thread named "Lumberjim Memorial..."

This begs the question? Did Lumberjim die? If so, I'm pretty damned upset. He was one of the REALLY cool people on this board.

I hope he's still around.

lumberjim · 09-08-2008, 07:35 PM

yeah... he WAS cool.....I'm gonna miss that big fat jerk.

oh, wait.

elSicomoro · 09-08-2008, 07:36 PM

He's fine.

But if Lumberjim died, what would we do to commemorate his death? I think for starters, we'd have an 11-day period of mourning where the board would be closed. And we'd all raise a glass and eat a dick in his memory.

DucksNuts · 09-09-2008, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

He's fine.

But if Lumberjim died, what would we do to commemorate his death? I think for starters, we'd have an 11-day period of mourning where the board would be closed. And we'd all raise a glass and eat a dick in his memory.

soooo....I wasnt meant to do that UNTIL he died?

shit

lumberjim · 09-08-2008, 07:39 PM

stop, you're scaring me.

Elspode · 09-08-2008, 07:43 PM

I would suggest that, in the event of anyone's passing, an official Cellar mourning period of three days would be observed, beginning on the Friday evening closest to the demise. Observant Cellarites would be required to do the following during this period:

1) Get hammered and stay that way.
2) Participate in the three day marathon memorial drunken Cellar chat.
3) Donate heavily to the Tip Mug.
4) Play the departed's favorite music loudly and incessantly until the police arrive.

Scriveyn · 09-09-2008, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

... an official Cellar mourning period of three days would be observed, beginning on the Friday evening closest to the demise. ...

"The Friday closest" could actually precede the event

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I quite like the sound of that!
When's the happy event?

So, yes, do give us due notice.

Trilby · 09-09-2008, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

I would suggest that, in the event of anyone's passing, ... Play the departed's favorite music loudly and incessantly until the police arrive.

Oh! I want Godzilla at amp power 11!

classicman · 09-08-2008, 07:48 PM

I will not be eating any dick for anyone - period! That's Sheldons job.

lumberjim · 09-08-2008, 08:01 PM

wait....no one die.

Elspode · 09-08-2008, 08:03 PM

You're awfully demanding for a dead guy, you know.

ZenGum · 09-08-2008, 08:18 PM

The single-word post "Cock." would have to be retired.

monster · 09-08-2008, 08:27 PM

It was those sock puppet posts that did it. He laughed his fucking ass off and when you're 95% pure ass, that's a fatal condition

TheMercenary · 09-08-2008, 08:27 PM

Well I know for one thing I would play with my huge COCK! in his memory.

HungLikeJesus · 09-08-2008, 09:51 PM

If some Cellarite did die, in most cases none of us would even know about it. If I wasn't here tomorrow you would just assume I got a better offer somewhere else. Unless that new Alerta software covers that too.

(On the other hand, if LJ

, Jinx might think to mention it.)

09-08-2008, 07:24 PM	#1
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Lumberjim? I saw a thread named "Lumberjim Memorial..." This begs the question? Did Lumberjim die? If so, I'm pretty damned upset. He was one of the REALLY cool people on this board. I hope he's still around. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

09-08-2008, 07:35 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah... he WAS cool.....I'm gonna miss that big fat jerk. oh, wait. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-08-2008, 07:39 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	stop, you're scaring me. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-08-2008, 07:43 PM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I would suggest that, in the event of anyone's passing, an official Cellar mourning period of three days would be observed, beginning on the Friday evening closest to the demise. Observant Cellarites would be required to do the following during this period: 1) Get hammered and stay that way. 2) Participate in the three day marathon memorial drunken Cellar chat. 3) Donate heavily to the Tip Mug. 4) Play the departed's favorite music loudly and incessantly until the police arrive. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-08-2008, 07:48 PM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I will not be eating any dick for anyone - period! That's Sheldons job. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-08-2008, 07:36 PM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	He's fine. But if Lumberjim died, what would we do to commemorate his death? I think for starters, we'd have an 11-day period of mourning where the board would be closed. And we'd all raise a glass and eat a dick in his memory.

09-08-2008, 08:01 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	wait....no one die. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-08-2008, 08:03 PM	#11
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You're awfully demanding for a dead guy, you know. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-08-2008, 08:18 PM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	The single-word post "Cock." would have to be retired. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-08-2008, 08:27 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	It was those sock puppet posts that did it. He laughed his fucking ass off and when you're 95% pure ass, that's a fatal condition __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-08-2008, 08:27 PM	#14
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Well I know for one thing I would play with my huge COCK! in his memory. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

09-08-2008, 09:51 PM	#15
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	If some Cellarite did die, in most cases none of us would even know about it. If I wasn't here tomorrow you would just assume I got a better offer somewhere else. Unless that new Alerta software covers that too. (On the other hand, if LJ , Jinx might think to mention it.) __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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