You Park Like an A-hole!

[Flint]

And how do you prove it?

It's pretty hard to miss.

Is it maybe hidden in the handicapped stall?

Fucked-up place for it.

ha ha ha

[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by Flint

Quote:
And how do you prove it?

It's pretty hard to miss.

Really?????

So what you are telling me is that G1P0 female who is 2 weeks prego looks prego in your eyes? Cool!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, how about a 300 pound woman in her third trimester, you can tell her apart from a 320 pound woman who is not prego???

Our local Wal-Mart still has pregnant parking.

[HungLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

Our local Wal-Mart still has pregnant parking.

That's good news. There will soon be more spaces.

[Clodfobble]

Originally Posted by Flint

Oh, and also Tom Thumb doesn't have a changing table in their bathrooms. And this is the fancy (expensive) store.

Now that's amazing. Is it maybe hidden in the handicapped stall? That's often the only place with enough wall space available. Also, is there maybe a second bathroom somewhere? I thought my grocery store didn't have one until I politely complained to customer service about it and they told me I had actually been using the employee bathrooms, the other bathroom that I didn't know about was much larger and had a changing table in it.

Is it maybe hidden in the handicapped stall?

Fucked-up place for it.

Seriously, no good can come of it.
It can take me a long time to do my stuff, especially if I am having a bad day.
I would feel bad for some poor guy with his messed-up kid having to wait on me because of some idiot manager/owner who was brain-dead enough to put it in the disabled stall.
Then again, I may have to go very badly. Sometimes I get diarrhea when I am in a lot of pain, combo of the stress of pain and the extra meds. Having to wait for someone to change their kid is equally FUBAR.
The whole situation is fucked... what kind of mouth-breather thinks that is a good idea?

[monster]

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

The whole situation is fucked... what kind of mouth-breather thinks that is a good idea?

Architect/Safety/Squeemish people.

Can't get a changing thingy in a regular sized cubicle. Choice is handwashing area or disabled cubicle. Go figure. And, of course, children disable you -hence the need for handicapped-like spaces for up-the-duffers.

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Now that's amazing. Is it maybe hidden in the handicapped stall?

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

Fucked-up place for it.

Absolutely. The handicapped toilet (in nightclubs at any rate) is referred to as "the boardroom" and is the location of choice for couples looking for a bit of privacy for a quickie. Damn it would put you off to have someone changing their baby while you were at it. And having RK pounding on the door and shooting the hinges off ... way to spoil the mood, dude.

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

... what kind of mouth-breather thinks that is a good idea?

Originally Posted by monster

Architect/Safety/Squeemish people.

You forgot: manager.

Apologies to any cellarite managers. I am sure you do a good job.

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Absolutely. The handicapped toilet (in nightclubs at any rate) is referred to as "the boardroom" and is the location of choice for couples looking for a bit of privacy for a quickie. Damn it would put you off to have someone changing their baby while you were at it. And having RK pounding on the door and shooting the hinges off ... way to spoil the mood, dude.

Nightclubs sell alcohol... I don't carry in them. I would wait for them to touch the metal stall wall and tase them through it.

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

Nightclubs sell alcohol... I don't carry in them. I would wait for them to touch the metal stall wall and tase them through it.

Nice technique! Subtle but still effective. Maybe you could tase through the door handle - would that work?
Still, it might mean it would take even longer to get to answer your call of nature. weigh it up.

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Nice technique! Subtle but still effective. Maybe you could tase through the door handle - would that work?
Still, it might mean it would take even longer to get to answer your call of nature. weigh it up.

You don't think the shock would help them "finish-up"?

All the ones I used when my son was small was out in the open.

[monster]

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

All the ones I used when my son was small was out in the open.

And no-one complained? You got lucky.

Honestly I would not remember if they did. I would have told them to get fucked. You forget how "caring and compassionate" I am about other's feeling when it comes to their getting into my shit.