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Old 07-28-2010, 11:35 AM   #1
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Old 07-28-2010, 12:21 PM   #2
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I thought we should always save our receipts. Ever run out of toilet paper?
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:07 PM   #3
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I thought we should always save our receipts. Ever run out of toilet paper?
Didn't you read glatt's list?

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Suggestions for limiting your exposure to BPA on receipts include:

* Minimize receipt collection by declining receipts at gas pumps, ATMs and other machines when possible.
* Store receipts separately in an envelope in a wallet or purse.
* Do not touch your anus or vagina with receipts.
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:10 PM   #4
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I actually touch about 100 of those stupid thermal receipts when I'm on desk duty: we have a queuing system where the students take a number and hand it to us.

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Old 07-28-2010, 01:39 PM   #5
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I'm gonna start wearing one of these
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Old 07-29-2010, 07:15 AM   #6
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I'm gonna start wearing one of these
Dude, that suit is made from...
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:40 PM   #7
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Man-asses are not getting any respect today!
But woman-vaginas are.
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:12 PM   #8
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Man, asses are not getting any respect today!
Aw, c'mon. That's just too easy.
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Old 07-28-2010, 12:53 PM   #9
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The East European Judges give 10, 10, and 10!
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Old 07-28-2010, 12:56 PM   #10
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(Counts...one 10, two 10, three 10...sigh) I guess I don't get one of them there tens.
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:02 PM   #11
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I read that bad dust is on the slip they give you.

I tell you this as I use the rule of four. This is due to a post that UT (the main dude of this site) made, here.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:52 AM   #12
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No, that's not it. Shit isn't typically that shade of blue.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:57 AM   #13
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Sky shit is.
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Old 08-03-2010, 12:00 PM   #14
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That is funny in way too many ways. I snorted out loud!
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Old 08-06-2010, 06:29 PM   #15
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Didn't think to ask this before, but is the BPA only on the INK part of the receipt?

EDIT: No...these are THERMAL printers, right?
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