poetry challenge - Page 3

Gravdigr · 05-08-2009, 12:16 PM

A slow poke driver named Fong
Was slowly poking along,
"This car is a turd,
It won't shift out of third,
No wonder my trips take so long."

next subject: Hubble Space Telescope

monster · 05-09-2009, 07:16 PM

I'm a long cylinder, I blasted off
I can see black holes that sputter
also Ur anus and your milky way
What? Get your mind out the gutter!

next; the economy

Gravdigr · 05-11-2009, 08:33 PM

(I posted this somewhere else on the cellar, I think)

A young working girl from Kilkenny,
Would screw like a mink for a twenty.
For half of that sum,
You could go up her bum,
Which proved a great bargain for many.

next subject: dirty sex

monster · 05-11-2009, 08:55 PM

Sex on the beach is not such a peach
-you'll get sand where you really dont want it
Sex in the mud is ever so good
-and who gives a stuff if this line scans, you're still thinking about the sex in the mud, aren't you?

next: fluffy baby animals

05-08-2009, 12:16 PM	#31
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A slow poke driver named Fong Was slowly poking along, "This car is a turd, It won't shift out of third, No wonder my trips take so long." next subject: Hubble Space Telescope __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-09-2009, 07:16 PM	#32
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm a long cylinder, I blasted off I can see black holes that sputter also Ur anus and your milky way What? Get your mind out the gutter! next; the economy __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-11-2009, 08:33 PM	#33
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	(I posted this somewhere else on the cellar, I think) A young working girl from Kilkenny, Would screw like a mink for a twenty. For half of that sum, You could go up her bum, Which proved a great bargain for many. next subject: dirty sex __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-11-2009, 08:55 PM	#34
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Sex on the beach is not such a peach -you'll get sand where you really dont want it Sex in the mud is ever so good -and who gives a stuff if this line scans, you're still thinking about the sex in the mud, aren't you? next: fluffy baby animals __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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