Our youngest sprog is in his last year of preschool. The preschool has an annual adults only party (

) where we exchange white elephant gifts after a suitable amount of alcohol had been consumed. Usually the "gifts" we come home with are returned the next year, but as this is our last year, we appear to be stuck with a vomit-inducing-page-per-day Anne Geddes/Celene Dion Calendar (2005)
Any suggestions for creative disposal thereof? It's way too crispy for bogroll.
Anyone want to swap it for their unwanted gifts? Most things considered...