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Old 08-19-2005, 03:03 PM   #1
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1.) Lack of spelling or grammAr errors do not quality writing make.
2.) See above.
And long sentences do not imply bad writing. For every Hemingway there is a Faulkner or a London. You just don't run into long sentences much these days. Modern readers raised on Sesame Street and MTV don't have the patience for it.
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Old 08-19-2005, 05:58 PM   #2
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And long sentences do not imply bad writing. For every Hemingway there is a Faulkner or a London. You just don't run into long sentences much these days. Modern readers raised on Sesame Street and MTV don't have the patience for it.
Right...just the other day I sent someone an email consisting of two sentences. The first contained 185 words and the second, two words.
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Old 08-19-2005, 10:17 PM   #3
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And long sentences do not imply bad writing. For every Hemingway there is a Faulkner or a London. You just don't run into long sentences much these days. Modern readers raised on Sesame Street and MTV don't have the patience for it.
Long setences don't imply good writing, either. Brevity is the soul of wit. Something I often tend to forget, myself.
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Old 08-19-2005, 03:56 PM   #4
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So sad but so true. I think I'll start my two year old on Beowulf and Chaucer right away. Okay, maybe when she's five.
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Old 08-19-2005, 04:02 PM   #5
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Yeah, Beowulf would be a bit much for a 5 year old.. the whole ripping off of limbs, mass killing of the innocent and whatnot
I'd start with The Canterbury Tales
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Old 08-19-2005, 04:05 PM   #6
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Old 08-19-2005, 04:07 PM   #7
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But Beowulf is a funny funny story! As is Gawain and the Green Knight - great humor back in the day...
Maybe Pilgrims Progress? Or a little Joyce to lighten things up? HA HA
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Old 08-19-2005, 04:10 PM   #8
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There's always Jonathan Swift for long-assed sentences and words you can't pronounce and probably on second thought aren't real words, anyway...
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Old 08-20-2005, 01:37 AM   #9
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There's always Jonathan Swift for long-assed sentences and words you can't pronounce and probably on second thought aren't real words, anyway...
Introducing 6 year olds to "A Modest Proposal" as bedtime reading really helps to keep them in line.
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Old 08-19-2005, 04:13 PM   #10
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I actually enjoy watching Sesame Street. The bits have some good hidden adult humor, and are just long enough for my two year old's TV-watching attention span; her book attention span is actually a good half hour to forty five minutes - pretty amazing she is. (Her newest words are "probably", and "because" - ask her what color something is, she'll now reply with a strange sentece like "it's probably green, because not yellow.")
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Old 08-19-2005, 09:01 PM   #11
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As an English major I was subjected to Henry James and John Milton. I do not want to repeat the experience.
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Old 08-20-2005, 02:30 AM   #12
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Yeah, at six they're getting a little tougher :wink:
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Old 08-20-2005, 05:33 PM   #13
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OK, the first sentence begins with a conjunction, which is a no-no.
"As" is a preposition, not a conjunction. You can begin a sentence with a preposition, you're just not supposed to end a sentence with one.

I personally agree the writing sucks, I'm just sayin'.
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Old 08-20-2005, 05:49 PM   #14
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"As" is a preposition, not a conjunction. You can begin a sentence with a preposition, you're just not supposed to end a sentence with one.

I personally agree the writing sucks, I'm just sayin'.
Clodfobble, I, too, was thinking that "as" is a preposition, but that didn't seem right, so I looked it up in Merriam Webster:

Main Entry:as
Function:conjunction
Date:12th century

1 : AS IF *looks as he had seen a ghost — S. T. Coleridge*
2 : in or to the same degree in which *soft as silk* — usually used as a correlative after an adjective or adverb modified by adverbial as or so *as cool as a cucumber*
3 : in the way or manner that *do as I do*
4 : in accordance with what or the way in which *quite good as boys go*
5 : WHILE, WHEN *spilled the milk as she got up*
6 : regardless of the degree to which : THOUGH *improbable as it seems, it's true*
7 : for the reason that : BECAUSE, SINCE *stayed home as she had no car*
8 : that the result is *so clearly guilty as to leave no doubt*
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–as is : in the presently existing condition without modification *bought the clock at an auction as is*
–as it were : as if it were so : in a manner of speaking
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Old 08-20-2005, 06:54 PM   #15
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Well alright, I stand corrected. It's also a preposition according to Merriam-Webster online, but the way it's used in the article it is considered a conjunction.
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