WTF? - Page 2

BigV · 02-07-2006, 01:24 PM

cleaning, draining and drying a Mountain Dew spill... I've taken apart countless keyboards this way. Most of the time they can be repaired.

Cyclefrance · 02-07-2006, 03:31 PM

Hate to say this Wolf, but however attractive Elspode's offer appears, I'm afraid I have to reveal that he is blatantly overselling against the requirement. The coathanger solution has all those features for sure but you'll be paying for a load more that you don't need. That esoteric shape is pure indulgence, they've used far more materials than is needed to provide a satisfactory solution, and, believe me, you'll never use that bottom bar that is integral to this structures strength.

Let's cut to the essentials. The solution you need is the AMN (angled masonry nail) - I can deliver the latest version (7.5) and for half the price of the coathanger option. I'm so confident of the suitability and durability of this solution that I'll include the installation pack in the price and a full 24 months replacement guarantee provided it is installed by one of my authorised agents.

With an offer like that, Elspode is going to be waiting some infinite length of time for your call, I'm sure you'll agree.

Undertoad · 02-07-2006, 03:40 PM

Ah but your AMN will probably be in metric -- it won't necessarily work with with U.S. masonry, which is still based on the Imperial system.

Cyclefrance · 02-07-2006, 05:25 PM

S**T - and the adaptors cost $2.5K!

zippyt · 02-07-2006, 09:15 PM

I've taken apart countless keyboards this way

Ever put a stoners key board back togather with the keys rearanged , it takes them a WHILE to figuer out what has happened

02-07-2006, 01:24 PM	#1
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	cleaning, draining and drying a Mountain Dew spill... I've taken apart countless keyboards this way. Most of the time they can be repaired. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not. Last edited by BigV; 02-07-2006 at 01:58 PM.

02-07-2006, 03:31 PM	#2
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	Hate to say this Wolf, but however attractive Elspode's offer appears, I'm afraid I have to reveal that he is blatantly overselling against the requirement. The coathanger solution has all those features for sure but you'll be paying for a load more that you don't need. That esoteric shape is pure indulgence, they've used far more materials than is needed to provide a satisfactory solution, and, believe me, you'll never use that bottom bar that is integral to this structures strength. Let's cut to the essentials. The solution you need is the AMN (angled masonry nail) - I can deliver the latest version (7.5) and for half the price of the coathanger option. I'm so confident of the suitability and durability of this solution that I'll include the installation pack in the price and a full 24 months replacement guarantee provided it is installed by one of my authorised agents. With an offer like that, Elspode is going to be waiting some infinite length of time for your call, I'm sure you'll agree. __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

02-07-2006, 05:25 PM	#4
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	S**T - and the adaptors cost $2.5K! __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

02-07-2006, 09:15 PM	#5
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I've taken apart countless keyboards this way Ever put a stoners key board back togather with the keys rearanged , it takes them a WHILE to figuer out what has happened __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

02-07-2006, 03:40 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Ah but your AMN will probably be in metric -- it won't necessarily work with with U.S. masonry, which is still based on the Imperial system.

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