Jury Duty ... anybody had the honor? - Page 2

Stevonez · 04-02-2006, 10:33 PM

I served in Feb. of this year... it was a two day process... when it came time to enter the court room from the jury room... the defendant had pleaded guilty and we were free to go... couldn't have been easier...

elSicomoro · 04-03-2006, 12:14 AM

I served 2 years ago in Philadelphia and 8 years ago in St. Louis. I loved it...anytime I can get out of work, shit yeah! Got picked as an alternate for the case in Philly...that was a nice 2-day break.

barefoot serpent · 04-03-2006, 10:30 AM

several times... once you show up, you're on the list for life. Sat on three juries -- just Municipal Court DUI stuff. But I was once in the pool for a murder retrial -- first trial ended in a hung jury. It was my next to last day so I decided that if I didn't get called up on the 1st day of voir dire, I would uhh... get sick. So I got sick. Second verdict after a month-long trial was: not guilty.

Cheyenne · 04-03-2006, 10:34 AM

I was hoping to be called for the Kazinski trail so i could write a book.

Happy Monkey · 04-03-2006, 11:26 AM

One guy on a jury I was on drew a little hangman on the initial paper vote.

ferret88 · 04-03-2006, 02:06 PM

I've been called on twice. First time, it was a drunk driving case and, well, I'll say that my life has been touched by a drunk driver, so I got let off that one. The second time, I spent 2 weeks calling in each day to see if they wanted (needed?) me and never had to show up.

Trilby · 04-03-2006, 03:42 PM

I don't think they will ever call me. Hee, hee, hee! Besides, I can spot a guilty person the way George Carlin can: Just like that *snaps fingers*

Ridgeplate · 04-03-2006, 05:41 PM

I've been called four times. Only ever got questioned twice. Both times, I was excused from duty. Once was because the prosecuting attorney knew my mother. (she was a court reporter for 17 years or so). The second time, I was so aggravated by the defense attorney (the man was a tool of the first order) that I told him I couldn't give an unbiased decision because I was, and I quote "so much smarter than him that I sincerely doubted that he could convince me of anything." Immediately realizing the arrogance of that statement (justified or not), I looked at the judge and said "with due respect to the court". I *think* that helped keep me from being held in contempt. I'm sure I burned some karma on that one as I probably deserved to get smacked in the head for being a jerk/dolt. It *did* get me excused though.

TiddyBaby · 04-03-2006, 08:20 PM

In my first post,.... I said something about in 12 hours showing up for summons...

Now, (the next day) its almost that same time at night that I posted that.... and I spent 12 hours messing with the jury thing today. They took allllllllll day and came up with 15 different juries.

I got picked for one....

Oh well, the worst is over (the day of the summons)

When I go back we can't bring our mags, books, or mp3 players..

(which is too bad, because I was listening to Ann Rice's book... something about Sleeping Beauty and what happens after the prince awakes her... ahahah it reads like porn romance novel with S&M)

xoxoxoBruce · 04-03-2006, 09:39 PM

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I probably deserved to get smacked in the head for being a jerk/dolt. It *did* get me excused though.

Hey, your in court....you're supposed to tell the truth. Fuck 'em, if they can't handle the truth.

Cheyenne · 04-03-2006, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Hey, your in court....you're supposed to tell the truth. Fuck 'em, if they can't handle the truth.

HAHA! Truth!? In a court room??? gawd, that is the funniest thing i heard ALL DAY!!

Dagney · 04-03-2006, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiddybaby

(which is too bad, because I was listening to Ann Rice's book... something about Sleeping Beauty and what happens after the prince awakes her... ahahah it reads like porn romance novel with S&M)

Tis because it _IS_ a series of porn romance novels with S&M.

wolf · 04-04-2006, 01:43 AM

I was called to Jury Duty once, made it into the courtroom for Jury Selection, and dodged that particular bullet.

Of course I went out of my way to dress for the occasion. I do not typically go out in public in really bright tie-dye and ripped jeans, but the attorneys didn't know that.

I vote in every election, and am always surprised that I do NOT get called.

If I were, though, the chances of my actually having to serve are somewhere between slim and none. I know nearly all of the cops in my county, several of our more active judges, quite a few public defenders, a good number of the criminals, and the psychiatrist who does the competency evals for the PD's office. Under ordinary circumstances I'll have enough of a connection to at least one of the participants in the case that I'll get exempted on that basis.

dar512 · 04-04-2006, 12:19 PM

[On the motley group of guests present]
Nora Charles: Oh, Nicky, I love you because you know such lovely people.

richlevy · 04-16-2006, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I vote in every election, and am always surprised that I do NOT get called.

Same here. I was on standby once but was never called in. My company will pay me during jury duty, provided I sign over the $5-10 a day the county will pay me. Not too difficult a choice there.

04-02-2006, 10:33 PM	#1
Stevonez conformity is deformity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 104	I served in Feb. of this year... it was a two day process... when it came time to enter the court room from the jury room... the defendant had pleaded guilty and we were free to go... couldn't have been easier... __________________ ...Realize reality is really the realization of being real...

04-03-2006, 10:34 AM	#4
Cheyenne Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: http://www.kevinlahey.com/mt.html Posts: 616	I was hoping to be called for the Kazinski trail so i could write a book. __________________ ~What Flows From Your Fingertips Is A Reflection Of Your Heart~~ Chey~~

04-03-2006, 11:26 AM	#5
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	One guy on a jury I was on drew a little hangman on the initial paper vote. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

04-03-2006, 03:42 PM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I don't think they will ever call me. Hee, hee, hee! Besides, I can spot a guilty person the way George Carlin can: Just like that snaps fingers __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-04-2006, 01:43 AM	#13
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I was called to Jury Duty once, made it into the courtroom for Jury Selection, and dodged that particular bullet. Of course I went out of my way to dress for the occasion. I do not typically go out in public in really bright tie-dye and ripped jeans, but the attorneys didn't know that. I vote in every election, and am always surprised that I do NOT get called. If I were, though, the chances of my actually having to serve are somewhere between slim and none. I know nearly all of the cops in my county, several of our more active judges, quite a few public defenders, a good number of the criminals, and the psychiatrist who does the competency evals for the PD's office. Under ordinary circumstances I'll have enough of a connection to at least one of the participants in the case that I'll get exempted on that basis. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-03-2006, 12:14 AM	#2
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I served 2 years ago in Philadelphia and 8 years ago in St. Louis. I loved it...anytime I can get out of work, shit yeah! Got picked as an alternate for the case in Philly...that was a nice 2-day break.

04-03-2006, 10:30 AM	#3
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	several times... once you show up, you're on the list for life. Sat on three juries -- just Municipal Court DUI stuff. But I was once in the pool for a murder retrial -- first trial ended in a hung jury. It was my next to last day so I decided that if I didn't get called up on the 1st day of voir dire, I would uhh... get sick. So I got sick. Second verdict after a month-long trial was: not guilty.

04-03-2006, 02:06 PM	#6
ferret88 (This space left intentionally UN-blank.) Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 604	I've been called on twice. First time, it was a drunk driving case and, well, I'll say that my life has been touched by a drunk driver, so I got let off that one. The second time, I spent 2 weeks calling in each day to see if they wanted (needed?) me and never had to show up.

04-03-2006, 05:41 PM	#8
Ridgeplate Zen Laxatives: "This too shall pass..." Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 53	I've been called four times. Only ever got questioned twice. Both times, I was excused from duty. Once was because the prosecuting attorney knew my mother. (she was a court reporter for 17 years or so). The second time, I was so aggravated by the defense attorney (the man was a tool of the first order) that I told him I couldn't give an unbiased decision because I was, and I quote "so much smarter than him that I sincerely doubted that he could convince me of anything." Immediately realizing the arrogance of that statement (justified or not), I looked at the judge and said "with due respect to the court". I think that helped keep me from being held in contempt. I'm sure I burned some karma on that one as I probably deserved to get smacked in the head for being a jerk/dolt. It did get me excused though.

04-03-2006, 08:20 PM	#9
TiddyBaby The internet's like a bra, underneath ya find a boob or two Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Fl Posts: 326	In my first post,.... I said something about in 12 hours showing up for summons... Now, (the next day) its almost that same time at night that I posted that.... and I spent 12 hours messing with the jury thing today. They took allllllllll day and came up with 15 different juries. I got picked for one.... Oh well, the worst is over (the day of the summons) When I go back we can't bring our mags, books, or mp3 players.. (which is too bad, because I was listening to Ann Rice's book... something about Sleeping Beauty and what happens after the prince awakes her... ahahah it reads like porn romance novel with S&M)

04-04-2006, 12:19 PM	#14
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	[On the motley group of guests present] Nora Charles: Oh, Nicky, I love you because you know such lovely people. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

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