5/26/2006: Tiny tortoise baby - Page 3

xoxoxoBruce · 05-30-2006, 08:03 PM

Thanks for taking the time to be snazzy.

Pigpen · 06-02-2006, 07:06 PM

Did you know that these babys wii take about ten years to grow to the size of a hardcover book if they are fed well. Our babies spent the first yearon our bedroom window shelf with an incandescent bulb to keep them warm and metabolism up so will eat and grow. gets too cold and they just sleep.My wife has had some adults for over 48 years and we are told they can life to be 150 to 175 years. They tend to outlife the resarchers so maybe 200 years would not be out of the question. These are pets thatyou must bequeath in your will. They adults make great mobile landscaping rocks also. They are about 20" long by13" wide and 5"high.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-02-2006, 09:08 PM

How many of these do you have, Pigpen? How about posting some pictures for us.

Ibram · 06-03-2006, 10:12 AM

The dude who owns the best pizza joint in the world has two massive tortoises in the restaurant... one of 'em is 45 cm long (at least), and easily weighs as much as I do. He is well fed on vegetable scraps and pizza...

Spexxvet · 06-03-2006, 10:25 AM

My 12 year old son is buying a turtle. Of course he thought that meant going to the turtle store, bringing home a turtle, and keeping it in a box, when he's not all over it. I told him I have an unused fish aquarium set-up that he can use. I, being anal compulsive, researched on the net and found that it takes a bunch of gear to care for a turtle. A lamp for basking, a light that gives off UVA and UVB rays, water heater that can't be damaged by a turtle, etc, etc.

Can a turtle owner please give me some realistic guidance on what it actually takes to care for a red eared slider?

Ibram · 06-03-2006, 10:37 AM

Turtles carry like, too many diseases to list. Many of them extremely dangerous to humans.

Pigpen · 06-03-2006, 04:23 PM

First thing to be aware of is there is a big difference between a tortoise, a terrestrial herbivore' and a turtle, amphbious omnivore. We do not do turtles in our ring of tortoise lovers. Turtles are more aggressive, slimey and tend to carry diseases like salmonella if not kept in an optimal environment where they can not dine on carrion. We have four tortoises. Two were raised from babies and the two adults. their up keep is pretty easy once they get about five years old or better. they are allowed to cruise around the fenced backyard. As herbivores they can live on moist lawn grass. They do not drink water and all their water requirements are met from what they eat. They love plums, apricots most other fruit. We really do not have to feed them but Janice, my wife, spoils them. She actually packs the fridge with iceberg lettuce for the big guys; Johnboy and Petunia; and hearts of romaine for the little ones; Raisen and Putt Putt. We sometimes get in mildly heated discussions on the cost benefit of buying them lettuce especially when lettuce starts hitting $1.50 or more a head. Thats when I suggest she talk to the local store produce manager to save scrapes for them( which they have done in the past as this is a small town) but she thinks that is icky and keeps buying the lettuce for her loved ones. At that point I just internally grumble knowing I am the relative newcomer here since we have only been married 31 years and they have been with her for almost 49 years. But relief comes in late October when the lettuce price is the highest and they go into hibernation till next spring. During that period they do not eat at all so all is well. They are good for your blood pressure since they move slowly but determined on their course. I would provide pictures but I do not have a digital camera and would need help with that if I did borrow one. Note I am a relative newbie to the cellar. buy the way Saturdays picture post is of a turtle..not a tortoise

capnhowdy · 06-03-2006, 09:42 PM

Is it true that all turtles are gay?

xoxoxoBruce · 06-04-2006, 10:14 AM

Quote:

At that point I just internally grumble knowing I am the relative newcomer here since we have only been married 31 years and they have been with her for almost 49 years.

06-04-2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy

Is it true that all turtles are gay?

Bi.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-04-2006, 05:33 PM

Oh happy days. We don't have to eat them, 'cause some guy has figured out how to turn them into booze.

BigV · 06-05-2006, 10:30 AM

Ew. Beef bouillon beer? Pigwine? Uh, no thanks, I'm not that thirsty.

footfootfoot · 06-05-2006, 11:38 PM

At the risk of sounding um racist, am I not surprised that this is a japanese invention?

capnhowdy · 06-06-2006, 09:45 PM

tulture.

sorry. couldn't resist.

05-30-2006, 08:03 PM	#31
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 32,457	Thanks for taking the time to be snazzy. __________________ Excuse me Miss, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?

06-02-2006, 09:08 PM	#33
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 32,457	How many of these do you have, Pigpen? How about posting some pictures for us. __________________ Excuse me Miss, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?

06-03-2006, 10:12 AM	#34
Ibram Rakete bee bee? Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rakete bee zee. Posts: 4,591	The dude who owns the best pizza joint in the world has two massive tortoises in the restaurant... one of 'em is 45 cm long (at least), and easily weighs as much as I do. He is well fed on vegetable scraps and pizza... __________________ RrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrummpff tllff toooo? Ziiuu ennze ziiuu nnzkrrmüüüü, ziiuu ennze ziiuu rinnzkrrmüüüü! Rinnzekete bee bee nnz krr müü? ziiuu ennze ziiuu rinnzkrrmüüüü; Rakete bee bee. Ursonate, Kurt Schwitters.

06-03-2006, 10:25 AM	#35
Spexxvet Pariah Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 4,716	My 12 year old son is buying a turtle. Of course he thought that meant going to the turtle store, bringing home a turtle, and keeping it in a box, when he's not all over it. I told him I have an unused fish aquarium set-up that he can use. I, being anal compulsive, researched on the net and found that it takes a bunch of gear to care for a turtle. A lamp for basking, a light that gives off UVA and UVB rays, water heater that can't be damaged by a turtle, etc, etc. Can a turtle owner please give me some realistic guidance on what it actually takes to care for a red eared slider? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-03-2006, 10:37 AM	#36
Ibram Rakete bee bee? Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rakete bee zee. Posts: 4,591	Turtles carry like, too many diseases to list. Many of them extremely dangerous to humans. __________________ RrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrummpff tllff toooo? Ziiuu ennze ziiuu nnzkrrmüüüü, ziiuu ennze ziiuu rinnzkrrmüüüü! Rinnzekete bee bee nnz krr müü? ziiuu ennze ziiuu rinnzkrrmüüüü; Rakete bee bee. Ursonate, Kurt Schwitters.

06-02-2006, 07:06 PM	#32
Pigpen Jotter of Notes Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 11	Did you know that these babys wii take about ten years to grow to the size of a hardcover book if they are fed well. Our babies spent the first yearon our bedroom window shelf with an incandescent bulb to keep them warm and metabolism up so will eat and grow. gets too cold and they just sleep.My wife has had some adults for over 48 years and we are told they can life to be 150 to 175 years. They tend to outlife the resarchers so maybe 200 years would not be out of the question. These are pets thatyou must bequeath in your will. They adults make great mobile landscaping rocks also. They are about 20" long by13" wide and 5"high.

06-03-2006, 04:23 PM	#37
Pigpen Jotter of Notes Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 11	First thing to be aware of is there is a big difference between a tortoise, a terrestrial herbivore' and a turtle, amphbious omnivore. We do not do turtles in our ring of tortoise lovers. Turtles are more aggressive, slimey and tend to carry diseases like salmonella if not kept in an optimal environment where they can not dine on carrion. We have four tortoises. Two were raised from babies and the two adults. their up keep is pretty easy once they get about five years old or better. they are allowed to cruise around the fenced backyard. As herbivores they can live on moist lawn grass. They do not drink water and all their water requirements are met from what they eat. They love plums, apricots most other fruit. We really do not have to feed them but Janice, my wife, spoils them. She actually packs the fridge with iceberg lettuce for the big guys; Johnboy and Petunia; and hearts of romaine for the little ones; Raisen and Putt Putt. We sometimes get in mildly heated discussions on the cost benefit of buying them lettuce especially when lettuce starts hitting $1.50 or more a head. Thats when I suggest she talk to the local store produce manager to save scrapes for them( which they have done in the past as this is a small town) but she thinks that is icky and keeps buying the lettuce for her loved ones. At that point I just internally grumble knowing I am the relative newcomer here since we have only been married 31 years and they have been with her for almost 49 years. But relief comes in late October when the lettuce price is the highest and they go into hibernation till next spring. During that period they do not eat at all so all is well. They are good for your blood pressure since they move slowly but determined on their course. I would provide pictures but I do not have a digital camera and would need help with that if I did borrow one. Note I am a relative newbie to the cellar. buy the way Saturdays picture post is of a turtle..not a tortoise

06-03-2006, 09:42 PM	#38
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 5,415	Is it true that all turtles are gay? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-04-2006, 05:33 PM	#41
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 32,457	Oh happy days. We don't have to eat them, 'cause some guy has figured out how to turn them into booze. __________________ Excuse me Miss, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?

06-05-2006, 10:30 AM	#42
BigV Polymath Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 10,253	Ew. Beef bouillon beer? Pigwine? Uh, no thanks, I'm not that thirsty. __________________ She blinded me with Science!

06-05-2006, 11:38 PM	#43
footfootfoot Rent this space Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street Posts: 5,750	At the risk of sounding um racist, am I not surprised that this is a japanese invention?

06-06-2006, 09:45 PM	#44
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 5,415	tulture. sorry. couldn't resist. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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