7/30/2006: Penis painting (NSFW)

Undertoad · 07-30-2006, 09:27 AM

You've got to be kidding me. OMG, you're not kidding me.

The full story (at Yahoo, willl expire) expains that Aussie Tim Patch is indulging in this type of "art". Apparently he uses only acrylics and they just wash off with water.

"Peenting", I would call it. He calls himself "Pricasso".

Another story says

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He only uses water-based paints and sells his paintings for around A$300 (US$250).

Patch says the road to becoming a prolific artist is a rough one.

"There is a limit to how long one can paint for, especially on canvas," he said on his Web site.

He adds that taking his work seriously helps him from getting too excited.

"I take the performance very seriously. It is entertainment," he said on his website. "Erotic, yes, but non-sexual. It's a gift, it's art."

A gift! Whatever. I find this one to be annoying in just about every way, but it's expert attention whoring, and I suppose I have fallen for it by making it an IotD.

What I do with my own unit, I also consider to be art. It's just not for public display.

chrisinhouston · 07-30-2006, 09:54 AM

Yea but is it art???

My wife and I were in Aruba a few years ago and attended an artist show that was coupled with the first tasting of that year's Nouveau Beaujolais (November as I recall). Kind of a wild cocktail party for the sake of art.

Anyway the renowned local artist had an unusual style for producing his big canvases. He would paint the body of a young nude woman and then she would roll on the canvas leaving paint to produce the art. Let me just say that abstract puts it mildly!

This definitely brings that to mind.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-30-2006, 10:58 AM

When she models......he will come.

footfootfoot · 07-30-2006, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisinhouston

Yea but is it art???

My wife and I were in Aruba a few years ago and attended an artist show that was coupled with the first tasting of that year's Nouveau Beaujolais (November as I recall). Kind of a wild cocktail party for the sake of art.

Anyway the renowned local artist had an unusual style for producing his big canvases. He would paint the body of a young nude woman and then she would roll on the canvas leaving paint to produce the art. Let me just say that abstract puts it mildly!

This definitely brings that to mind.

http://www.yvesklein.org/ was doing that nearly 45 years ago. go to "works"

Also Matisse once said something about painting with his cock, figuratively, I'm sure.

I'll have to look that up.

milkfish · 07-30-2006, 07:14 PM

He's just ripping off Shigeo Kubota's 1965 performance (NSFW).

Dypok · 07-30-2006, 09:48 PM

There is a joke in this about oil or latex paints but I can't find it.

Talk about your "happy little clouds."

wolf · 07-30-2006, 11:33 PM

His art doesn't look all that impressive. Neither does his wang.

Elspode · 07-31-2006, 01:52 PM

Actually the joke is more along the lines of, "I hope he isn't mixing his own water colors"...

DucksNuts · 08-01-2006, 07:25 AM

He had to be an Aussie didnt he?

barefoot serpent · 08-01-2006, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

He had to be an Aussie didnt he?

Oi... anyone seen Kagen, recently?

Perhaps he heard paint by numbers as paint by members?

Shawnee123 · 08-01-2006, 10:56 AM

I think you should be more kind to such a renowned "member" of the art community.

(Groan!)

capnhowdy · 08-01-2006, 11:09 AM

Looks like He's trying to get a blow job from the painting. That's prolly as close as he'll ever get.

Kitsune · 08-01-2006, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

His art doesn't look all that impressive.

I dunno -- there appears to be an outstanding portrait of Dick Cheney in the lower left corner. By private request, I'm sure.

Shawnee123 · 08-02-2006, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsune

I dunno -- there appears to be an outstanding portrait of Dick Cheney in the lower left corner. By private request, I'm sure.

07-30-2006, 09:54 AM	#2
chrisinhouston Lecturer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 932	Yea but is it art??? My wife and I were in Aruba a few years ago and attended an artist show that was coupled with the first tasting of that year's Nouveau Beaujolais (November as I recall). Kind of a wild cocktail party for the sake of art. Anyway the renowned local artist had an unusual style for producing his big canvases. He would paint the body of a young nude woman and then she would roll on the canvas leaving paint to produce the art. Let me just say that abstract puts it mildly! This definitely brings that to mind. __________________ "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well I have others!" Groucho Marx

07-30-2006, 10:58 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 34,002	When she models......he will come. __________________ You can't steer threads, you can only watch them drift.

07-30-2006, 07:14 PM	#5
milkfish A serene breakdown Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern NJ, USA Posts: 266	He's just ripping off Shigeo Kubota's 1965 performance (NSFW). __________________ A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey Lauren Adams

07-30-2006, 09:48 PM	#6
Dypok Fuel the body, build the muscle, burn the fat, free the mind Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 27	There is a joke in this about oil or latex paints but I can't find it. Talk about your "happy little clouds." __________________ There follows an untranslatable play on words with the use of local idiomatic expressions.

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wolf penalties offset, replay the down Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 17,404	His art doesn't look all that impressive. Neither does his wang. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-31-2006, 01:52 PM	#8
Elspode Serve ice cold, add salt to taste Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,000	Actually the joke is more along the lines of, "I hope he isn't mixing his own water colors"... __________________ Peas and Logic, Patrick "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it." Douglas Adams

08-01-2006, 07:25 AM	#9
DucksNuts resident skank ho Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 4,608	He had to be an Aussie didnt he?

08-01-2006, 10:56 AM	#11
Shawnee123 It's funny 'cause it's true! Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 16,578	I think you should be more kind to such a renowned "member" of the art community. (Groan!) __________________ A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity. Baltasar Gracian A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth itself appear like falsehood. William Shenstone If you're ugly, stupid, dishonest, and lack social skills, the least you could do is pretend to be nice so as not to completely make others ill. Priscilla Radling

08-01-2006, 11:09 AM	#12
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 5,857	Looks like He's trying to get a blow job from the painting. That's prolly as close as he'll ever get. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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