Goodbye, Cruel Cellar

This is like an episode from that old television program What's My Line. WILL THE REAL MR. SEVEN LETTERS PLEASE STAND UP ...... N-O-B-O-X-E-S!

[Plagiarized from the Mighty Mouse theme song by Philip Scheib / Marshall Barer - circa 1955]

Mr. Flint never hangs around,
when he hears this Boxey sound,

Here I come to save the day!
That means that NoBoxes, is on the way!

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right,
NoBoxes will join the fight!

On the sea or on the land,
He's got the situation well in hand!

Goodbye Flint!