All The News That's around The Cellar

tw · 10-13-2007, 08:59 PM

The Cellar is located in a wealthier PA county where crime is historically lower. Let's not forget that our president has been lying for more than four years. History says that results in increased violent crime.

This week, an extremely obese teenager from a nearby high school was recruiting former schoolmates for a Columbine attack. One student finally snitched and saved how many lives? Who bought the many guns? His mother. Look at his mother - the source of his diet - to appreciate why he was so obese. She was so grossly overweight as to require a walker. Not only was she (apparently) feeding him a bad diet. She encouraged rage by buying him a laser sight for the semi-automatic assault weapon. 85% of all problems are directly traceable to whom?

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The mother of a 14-year-old boy who told police that he was planning a Columbine-type attack on Plymouth Whitemarsh High School has been charged with several felonies, including unlawful transfer of firearms and aiding the possession of a firearm by a minor.

Why did she buy the guns in Valley Forge (where George Washington spent a winter)? Because the father tried and was stopped by a previous criminal conviction.

Well maybe they were just trying to protect democracy as UG claims?
Gun charge for mother

On the other side of The Cellar, across from a high school football game, one student pulled a gun on another in the 7-11. Clearly he too was defending democracy. Or maybe he was just defending us from crime.
Limerick police arrest teen over altercation

Only a few weeks earlier, this same high school was locked down when gunfire was heard outside the school. Clearly we must all carry concealed weapons to stop all this increasing violence - to save democracy.

Meanwhile just over the state line is Pie's murder trial where rumors suggest even the jurors may be at risk. Violent crime is increasing as numbers demonstrate. Of course. Our leaders lie repeatedly. Reality - its not a question of whether George Jr is lying. It is a question of when he is actually being honest. Last time our leaders lied so much (deja vue Nam), four years later we witnessed massive increases of violent crime.

Just last night, on the Schuylkill Expressway in another direction nearby the Cellar, a 36 year old Chevy Tahoe (SUV) driver decided she was superior to everyone else. Instead of requiring a gun to be superior, she had an SUV to drive through numerous vehicles including a State Police cruiser.

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A driver who barreled past stopped traffic near a construction zone on the Schuylkill Expressway late Thursday smashed into a state police cruiser and knocked it into two vehicles, closing the highway for so long that some marooned drivers ran out of gas or fell asleep in their cars.
It was a miracle that no one was killed, authorities said. The cruiser was demolished. ...
Jensen traveled the last two-tenths of a mile with the side of her car pressed against the concrete barrier ...
If the police cruiser had not been on the shoulder, the consequences could have been worse, Alston said. Jensen's SUV would have sped into an area filled with construction workers, who were installing ...

But she was in an SUV. That, just like a gun, gives her the power and obligation to protect our democracy?

Urbane Guerrilla's proclamations are worthy of a lying president - as violent crime increases even near the Cellar.

She was just trying to drive around the Police cruiser:

Aliantha · 10-14-2007, 03:43 AM

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-14-2007, 03:47 AM

So, it appears to suit tw's extremist agenda to directly blame me, in coastal California, for crimes committed by people I hadn't heard of before this week in Pennsylvania. Mecum omnes ridete.

Are those protecting democracy and making genocide impracticable caused to murder by whatever arms they come into possession of? This is the argument of a madman or a superstition-ridden fool, but not of the sane nor well-advised. Tw, I think, is afraid to own a gun and have a killing tool at his disposal. Given his general cast of thought, this is understandable. Those of calmer mind such as myself do not have tw's problems with personal arms.

These people's problems did NOT spring from the guns they owned -- but because these people were a family of dingdongs, and then they thought of buying guns. This is something tw is now in the unhappy position of never admitting he understands. For all I know, he actually does not understand it, given, again, his cast of thought. This is a man who peddles half truths because he doesn't know any better.

Tw continues in his underlying hobby: disgracing himself in the eyes of the Cellar and its more enlightened correspondents, inviting obloquy gratuitously as a form of self-flagellation -- his ongoing zest for this suggests he really ought to get into bondage -- and embarrassing any cause whose standard he hoists.

Ali: not colonpopcorncolon, but coloncorncolon:

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Sundae · 10-14-2007, 05:20 AM

Those fat kids.... tcha, when will they learn?

DucksNuts · 10-14-2007, 06:08 AM

You know what would be cool......if someone ACTUALLY did like a Good News Week version of news from around the cellar in a light hearted way.

TheMercenary · 10-14-2007, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

So, it appears to suit tw's extremist agenda to directly blame me, in coastal California, for crimes committed by people I hadn't heard of before this week in Pennsylvania. Mecum omnes ridete.

Actually I think he was blaming Bush. Everything is Bush's Fault! Didn't you know that?

Griff · 10-14-2007, 10:03 AM

He has this unproven theory that street crime goes up when the White House is inhabited by criminals... something about living down to their masters expectations. I'm not attracted to the idea since I prefer to think of most politicians as petty criminals and don't believe most people watch that class of people for signals about ethical behavior.

TheMercenary · 10-14-2007, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

I prefer to think of most politicians as petty criminals and don't believe most people watch that class of people for signals about ethical behavior.

I would agree with all of that except the "petty" part. I think most of them have their ability to reason clouded by the thirst for power. That can make for some very dangerous actions.

Griff · 10-14-2007, 10:30 AM

True nuff.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-14-2007, 10:44 AM

Well, I for one, completely understand why tw doesn't want his neighbors to be armed.... and why UG's neighbors should be.

TheMercenary · 10-14-2007, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Well, I for one, completely understand why tw doesn't want his neighbors to be armed.... and why UG's neighbors should be.

"Now thats funny right there, I dont care who you are."

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-16-2007, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Well, I for one, completely understand why tw doesn't want his neighbors to be armed.... and why UG's neighbors should be.

Because that way we can all go make some noise at Shooters' Paradise together; make a neighborly night of it.

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-16-2007, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

I prefer to think of most politicians as petty criminals and don't believe most people watch that class of people for signals about ethical behavior.

Which goes to illustrate why I favor an armed electorate. Political just-in-cases are seldom unjustified, sayeth history.

Spexxvet · 10-16-2007, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

Which goes to illustrate why I favor an armed electorate. Political just-in-cases are seldom unjustified, sayeth history.

Why not initiate a petition making it legal to kill an elected official?

Cicero · 10-16-2007, 03:56 PM

Ok....those are either bad directions to the cellar or I need a better map.

10-14-2007, 03:43 AM	#2
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10-14-2007, 03:47 AM	#3
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	So, it appears to suit tw's extremist agenda to directly blame me, in coastal California, for crimes committed by people I hadn't heard of before this week in Pennsylvania. Mecum omnes ridete. Are those protecting democracy and making genocide impracticable caused to murder by whatever arms they come into possession of? This is the argument of a madman or a superstition-ridden fool, but not of the sane nor well-advised. Tw, I think, is afraid to own a gun and have a killing tool at his disposal. Given his general cast of thought, this is understandable. Those of calmer mind such as myself do not have tw's problems with personal arms. These people's problems did NOT spring from the guns they owned -- but because these people were a family of dingdongs, and then they thought of buying guns. This is something tw is now in the unhappy position of never admitting he understands. For all I know, he actually does not understand it, given, again, his cast of thought. This is a man who peddles half truths because he doesn't know any better. Tw continues in his underlying hobby: disgracing himself in the eyes of the Cellar and its more enlightened correspondents, inviting obloquy gratuitously as a form of self-flagellation -- his ongoing zest for this suggests he really ought to get into bondage -- and embarrassing any cause whose standard he hoists. Ali: not colonpopcorncolon, but coloncorncolon: . __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course. Last edited by Urbane Guerrilla; 10-14-2007 at 03:53 AM.

10-14-2007, 05:20 AM	#4
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10-14-2007, 10:03 AM	#7
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	He has this unproven theory that street crime goes up when the White House is inhabited by criminals... something about living down to their masters expectations. I'm not attracted to the idea since I prefer to think of most politicians as petty criminals and don't believe most people watch that class of people for signals about ethical behavior. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-14-2007, 10:30 AM	#9
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	True nuff. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-14-2007, 06:08 AM	#5
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	You know what would be cool......if someone ACTUALLY did like a Good News Week version of news from around the cellar in a light hearted way.

10-14-2007, 10:44 AM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well, I for one, completely understand why tw doesn't want his neighbors to be armed.... and why UG's neighbors should be.

10-16-2007, 03:56 PM	#15
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