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Old 09-07-2008, 02:15 PM   #16
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I was told, after taking the IQ test in 8th grade, that mine was 150.

I didn't believe it then, and I still don't. That's ridiculous.

Scoring high on an IQ test just means you are very good at taking IQ tests. Whoo-hoo, I haz skillz!
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Old 09-07-2008, 02:24 PM   #17
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I have tested well and I went to a pretty good college and I find that this entitles me to exactly jack shit.
You lucky SOB! I did the same thing, but I didn't even get jack shit.
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Old 09-07-2008, 02:43 PM   #18
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You lucky SOB! I did the same thing, but I didn't even get jack shit.
What does one even do with all their jack shit?
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Old 09-07-2008, 03:38 PM   #19
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What does one even do with all their jack shit?
According to Carlin, you need to get a bigger place to put all your shit.


PS---Richlevy, I find being called a 'doxy' absolutely adorable and no offense was taken! I don't know about all that nice stuff you said about me, but thanks.
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Old 09-07-2008, 06:31 PM   #20
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Bri, I'm glad you're all healed and clean and shit, but I do miss these threads of yours.

Oh, btw, I scored a 156 on an online IQ test once. I'm kicking myself for not buying the certificate they offered to sell me. I could have scanned it and made it my profile pic so everyone would finally realize how brilliant I am...
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Old 09-07-2008, 06:35 PM   #21
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don't worry, Jinxie, I'm sure I'll get insane and emotional over something one of these days.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 09-07-2008, 06:48 PM   #22
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Can we have a thread without talking about penis? . . . btw this thread makes me hungry for BBQ.
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Old 09-07-2008, 08:21 PM   #23
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Old 09-07-2008, 09:12 PM   #24
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I got the penis quote mixed up because of this headache I got from reading the "I"m voting Republican" thread---so, forgive me, as you all know, I do from penii.

I'm taking four advil and then I'm getting laid
Fixed it for you.
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Old 09-08-2008, 11:06 AM   #25
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~snip~Scoring high on an IQ test just means you are very good at taking IQ tests. Whoo-hoo, I haz skillz!
I agree. I never did become a rocket scientist as I was told I was ideal for after taking a Differential Aptitude Test (in whatever grade we took those.)

Though obviously there is SOME relation to intelligence, some people are just really good at taking tests (whether it be multiple choice, T/F, or essay.) That skill got me through 4 years of college, because I sure didn't study.
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Old 09-08-2008, 11:51 AM   #26
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I took one of those aptitude tests in college and was told I should be a light house keeper.
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Old 09-08-2008, 11:55 AM   #27
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I was a lighthouse keeper at Stephens Island for a while...had a nice kitty named Tibbles.

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Old 09-08-2008, 12:02 PM   #28
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I'd like to know your BJ IQ
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Old 09-08-2008, 12:06 PM   #29
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42!
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Old 09-08-2008, 12:11 PM   #30
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...I was going to say eleven...
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"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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