Don't wast LJ's quiz!

[classicman]

1. How does one 'Jarf', mon.
Usually after too much drinkin'

2. How often do you change your sheets?
Yes

3. Does Pat really have 2 penises?
He sure as hell talks like it

4. Does the left brain know that love is fleeting?
I only have a right brain

5. What color is the number 2?
large

6. Go back in time and kill one person in the cradle. who?
the first, that way they're all gone

7. crimson or clover?
over and over

8. Where's the beef?


9. ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?
neither

10. Which of the previous questions is the only one that really matters?
This one

[glatt]

1. How does one 'Jarf', mon.

Blow them off. "He Jarfed me" is synonymous with "He stood me up" or "He was a no show."

2. How often do you change your sheets?

'bout once a month or so.

3. Does Pat really have 2 penises?

How else can you keep two women happy?

4. Does the left brain know that love is fleeting?

The left brain has determined that love is irrelevant.

5. What color is the number 2?

Ice cold blue.

6. Go back in time and kill one person in the cradle. who?

Ted Kazinsky

7. crimson or clover?

clover

8. Where's the beef?

Texas

9. ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?

Mustard

10. Which of the previous questions is the only one that really matters?

The color of the number 2.