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Old 04-18-2009, 09:16 PM   #31
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does this count?
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Old 04-18-2009, 09:22 PM   #32
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'Having sex with a car'. The phrase is sometimes misunderstood to
mean sex in a car, and sometimes is greeted with skepticism. How can you
have sex with a car? The short answer is, up the tailpipe.
The long answer is much more involved, including techniques,
precautions and cautions all designed to get you maximum satisfaction from
screwing a car. Our first subject will be the tailpipe.
Read the whole document before you attempt anything! This is not for the untrained.
http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq
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Old 04-19-2009, 11:46 AM   #33
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Old 04-19-2009, 10:32 PM   #34
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btw...anyone want to be in a gang?
I can't be in a gang. I own a belt, and wear my hat straight.



Oh, and Meursault: What the fucking fuck man?!
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Old 04-19-2009, 10:34 PM   #35
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could always go with full-sleeve tattoos...
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Old 04-24-2009, 09:55 AM   #36
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does this count?
Sex CAN be exhausting.
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Old 04-24-2009, 10:48 AM   #37
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<grooooooannnnn>
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Old 04-24-2009, 06:25 PM   #38
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Oh the humanity...
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Anyway, I would say to him "Hey, what is your favorite kind of candy to package, because you look to me like you prefer packing fudge."

That should totally take his mind off the whole racist thing.
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Old 04-25-2009, 09:45 AM   #39
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No telling what he'd stick that pencil dick in if he could get across that fence.
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:58 AM   #40
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http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palace/6314/
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Old 04-25-2009, 11:06 AM   #41
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mask, chest plate and cape. that is all.
I love you.
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