All that and a bag of chips!

[Sundae]

I'll bet the crisps were just past their Best Before date.
When I worked for a marketing company that had Mars as a client, the staff were regularly given whole boxes of chocolate bars, Easter eggs etc. The chap who gave me a lift home didn't like choc, so he gave it all to me. I in turn was no great fan, so used to give it to my landlord's four daughters.

Now I wonder if I was corrupting more than their teeth.
Are they on a street corner these days hawking their bodies for out of date merchandise because I started them on the slippery slope....?