SWF, 37, Can't Cook Eggs, GSOH

[DanaC]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I question whether it's Dutch, but am willing to accept it is aware of its own ethnicity.
But, oven?

That pan needs to call Maury for a paternity test!

Sorry if this is a commonly used term in the US.
For us (the UK) an oven is a cooker, a stove - something large in your kitchen.
But hey - the internet means there are no nationalities.
Sorry, haven't let that go yet, because every day I am reminded how patently ridiculous it is.

Actually, we had a 'Tuscan Oven' when I was little that looked quite like that but made of some kind of pot. Dad made chilli con carne with it and accidentally poisoned Mum, two aunties and three uncles, because the kidney beans weren't cooked enough.

Dad was fine of course. He'd eaten a few of them raw whilst cooking. Iron stomach.