The duck is flying north for the winter....

[DucksNuts]

Soooo, this time next week I will be in vegas and man I hope its ready for an aussie invasion.

The girls I'm going with..

....the ultimate blonde bimbo, she's dumb, she has huge knockers, she snorts when she laughs.We once got kicked out of a male strip club for getting past security and getting backstage and seeing all the dudes naked.

.... the mild mannered accountant, well, mild mannered by day! She once was caught by an entire restaurant giving a guy head outside on the kids train. How was she caught? it was a full glass wall and the outside lighting kicked on. She'd met the guy 30 mins earlier.

....the sensible one, pretty well says it all. She's the worrier who tries to keep us in line but fails everytime. The only time I managed to get her tipsy, we both got evicted from a pub for going all coyote-ugly on its arse.

.... Me!! I've gotten the four of us kicked out of a lovely pub because we were dancing and I lifted the bimbo's dress up above her ears. This was about 3pm in between the wedding and the reception starting. The publican asked us to leave as it was a *family* pub. Fair enough too.