Oct 24, 2009: Balloon Tank

Coign · 10-23-2009, 02:08 PM

I found this through a strange series of links.

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The photos were taken by German artist Hans Hemert and they prove that design, creativity and art go hand in hand. And last but not least, there’s no telling what you can do with a bunch of seemingly “normal” balloons.

http://ingesidee.de/page.php?pgid=63&lang=en&subpage=1

The babelfish translation of the text below the pictures reads:

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In the context of the exhibition: " this preparation of the readiness of the itself keeping open for the arrival or that is missing gottes" , urban gallery north horn 2007

Knight f3 · 10-23-2009, 02:21 PM

" this preparation of the readiness of the itself keeping open for the arrival or that is missing gottes"

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Especially because I don't understand any German.

classicman · 10-23-2009, 02:39 PM

Maybe UG is moonlighting over there

Shawnee123 · 10-23-2009, 02:48 PM

First the tank is rather phallic. Then, it deflates.

The tank, you see, is a metaphor for man.

Sheldonrs · 10-23-2009, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

First the tank is rather phallic. Then, it deflates.

The tank, you see, is a metaphor for man.

Maybe the tank is just tired!!!!!!

Shawnee123 · 10-23-2009, 03:09 PM

Maybe the tank drank too much Jack.

lumberjim · 10-23-2009, 03:37 PM

Frank the Tank

morethanpretty · 10-23-2009, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Maybe the tank drank too much Jack.

Maybe the tank wouldn't drink so much Jack if you were better lookin'.

I think yer purty.

Shawnee123 · 10-23-2009, 04:11 PM

The tank is blinded and threatened by my beauty, so he drinks to try to bolster his confidence. Unfortunately, the amount of alcohol the tank needs to overcome the fear of my beauty has these ill effects that are not conducive to intimate relations.

Or something.

ZenGum · 10-23-2009, 10:34 PM

The Germans are in fact engaged on a secret military build-up. Here is their new air force:

spudcon · 10-23-2009, 10:51 PM

is that the new rickroll?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-24-2009, 01:15 AM

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...a bunch of seemingly “normal” balloons

Seemingly? That's what normal balloons do. If you fill normal balloons with helium, they'll do it even faster.

It also shows kids shouldn't be allowed near art... and when ya have kids ya can't have nuthin nice.

monster · 10-24-2009, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

... and when ya have kids ya can't have nuthin nice.

'cep' cuddles

Cloud · 10-24-2009, 04:52 PM

"metaphor for man" - and a metaphor for future generations reducing war.

pretty heavy for a bunch of balloons.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-25-2009, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

'cep' cuddles

You can get that from cats... and they probably won't kill you. Oh wait,...um, cats,... uh nevermind

10-23-2009, 02:21 PM	#2
Knight f3 Questionist Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 8	Nice " this preparation of the readiness of the itself keeping open for the arrival or that is missing gottes" I couldn't have said it better myself. Especially because I don't understand any German.

10-23-2009, 02:39 PM	#3
classicman classhole Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 11,226	Maybe UG is moonlighting over there __________________ ""Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! It is a dangerous servant and a terrible master."George Washington "Most bad government results from too much government."Thomas Jefferson "My views aren't popular, they're just mine."

10-23-2009, 02:48 PM	#4
Shawnee123 It's funny 'cause it's true! Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 16,578	First the tank is rather phallic. Then, it deflates. The tank, you see, is a metaphor for man. __________________ A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity. Baltasar Gracian A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth itself appear like falsehood. William Shenstone If you're ugly, stupid, dishonest, and lack social skills, the least you could do is pretend to be nice so as not to completely make others ill. Priscilla Radling

10-23-2009, 03:09 PM	#6
Shawnee123 It's funny 'cause it's true! Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 16,578	Maybe the tank drank too much Jack. __________________ A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity. Baltasar Gracian A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth itself appear like falsehood. William Shenstone If you're ugly, stupid, dishonest, and lack social skills, the least you could do is pretend to be nice so as not to completely make others ill. Priscilla Radling

10-23-2009, 03:37 PM	#7
lumberjim I'm going to kiss you nice nice Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Right Where I Want Me Posts: 16,974	Frank the Tank __________________ ....oh one more thing.....

10-23-2009, 04:11 PM	#9
Shawnee123 It's funny 'cause it's true! Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 16,578	The tank is blinded and threatened by my beauty, so he drinks to try to bolster his confidence. Unfortunately, the amount of alcohol the tank needs to overcome the fear of my beauty has these ill effects that are not conducive to intimate relations. Or something. __________________ A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity. Baltasar Gracian A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth itself appear like falsehood. William Shenstone If you're ugly, stupid, dishonest, and lack social skills, the least you could do is pretend to be nice so as not to completely make others ill. Priscilla Radling

10-23-2009, 10:34 PM	#10
ZenGum Is a dinosaur from space Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 5,920	The Germans are in fact engaged on a secret military build-up. Here is their new air force: __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-23-2009, 10:51 PM	#11
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 1,376	is that the new rickroll? __________________ Keep your corvines in the corbels.

10-24-2009, 04:52 PM	#14
Cloud still misses avatars Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: USA MTZ (GMT-7) Posts: 6,597	"metaphor for man" - and a metaphor for future generations reducing war. pretty heavy for a bunch of balloons. __________________ "I do not like the Cone of Shame." blog:www.piercedconsumer.com

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