Nov 24, 2009: Gecko found inside ordinary chicken egg - Page 2

toranokaze · 11-25-2009, 11:33 AM

Somewhere there is an old rooster complaining about miscegenation

Undertoad · 11-25-2009, 11:39 AM

My mistake Zen, the guy is in Darwin.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-25-2009, 11:49 AM

Darwin? Then maybe this egg is the origin of a species?

Aliantha · 11-25-2009, 04:17 PM

I think this story is bogus. There's no way a chicken would sit still while a gecko crawled up its arse. The gecko would be lunch way before it even got a wiff of stinky chook poo.

Sundae Girl · 11-25-2009, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasszia

Gecken?
You know, like turducken?

That's my Christmas lunch! Turducken, not gecken. Although it would be gechook in Aus...

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512

"Hell, if I could find my keys we could drive out of here."

Is that a bit like the tractor joke? "Never mind your watch, where's my bloody tractor?!"

Gravdigr · 11-27-2009, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze

Somewhere there is an old rooster complaining about miscegenation

[O Brother Where Art Thou]Them boys is misejinated!![/O Brother Where Art Thou]

ZenGum · 12-03-2009, 06:29 AM

Well that's a change. Le spam a la rachele.

Sundae Girl · 12-03-2009, 06:32 AM

I misread it first time. I thought it was le sperm a la rachele.
What does it say that I went back and opened the link I'd previously ignored

wolf · 12-03-2009, 10:26 AM

Although I couldn't find it, I could swear we've had a lizard in a chicken egg IOTD before ... was that a generic lizard rather than a gecko, perhaps?

Last night I was talking to an insurance company guy. My patient was crazy enough to get paid to keep, and he was giving me an authorization number. Most of the care managers are pretty conventional when they ramble off the letter-number combo, and stick to the usual phonetic alphabet, you know, A-Alpha, B-Bravo, C-Charlie kind of stuff. Last night, the guy on the other end of the phone was about as dry as dust. Straightlaced. So it was really unexpected when I got my auth number and he said "G as in Gecko, J as in Jump ..."

wolf · 12-03-2009, 10:29 AM

AHA!!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-03-2009, 11:02 AM

Thank God it's the same one, and not a trend.

11-25-2009, 11:33 AM	#16
toranokaze Terrifying and cost effective Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 918	Somewhere there is an old rooster complaining about miscegenation __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering. Fun fighting

11-25-2009, 11:49 AM	#18
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 34,002	Darwin? Then maybe this egg is the origin of a species? __________________ You can't steer threads, you can only watch them drift.

11-25-2009, 04:17 PM	#19
Aliantha isn't paying attention Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 11,276	I think this story is bogus. There's no way a chicken would sit still while a gecko crawled up its arse. The gecko would be lunch way before it even got a wiff of stinky chook poo. __________________ Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

12-03-2009, 06:29 AM	#22
ZenGum Is a dinosaur from space Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 5,920	Well that's a change. Le spam a la rachele. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-03-2009, 10:26 AM	#24
wolf penalties offset, replay the down Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 17,404	Although I couldn't find it, I could swear we've had a lizard in a chicken egg IOTD before ... was that a generic lizard rather than a gecko, perhaps? Last night I was talking to an insurance company guy. My patient was crazy enough to get paid to keep, and he was giving me an authorization number. Most of the care managers are pretty conventional when they ramble off the letter-number combo, and stick to the usual phonetic alphabet, you know, A-Alpha, B-Bravo, C-Charlie kind of stuff. Last night, the guy on the other end of the phone was about as dry as dust. Straightlaced. So it was really unexpected when I got my auth number and he said "G as in Gecko, J as in Jump ..." __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-25-2009, 11:39 AM	#17
Undertoad does not trust the white man Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Valley Forge Natl Park Posts: 19,217	My mistake Zen, the guy is in Darwin.

12-03-2009, 06:32 AM	#23
Sundae Girl famously pink Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Aylesbury, Bucks Posts: 11,303	I misread it first time. I thought it was le sperm a la rachele. What does it say that I went back and opened the link I'd previously ignored

12-03-2009, 10:29 AM	#25
wolf penalties offset, replay the down Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 17,404	AHA!! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-03-2009, 11:02 AM	#26
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 34,002	Thank God it's the same one, and not a trend. __________________ You can't steer threads, you can only watch them drift.

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