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Old 04-01-2011, 04:00 PM   #1
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It's not an April Fool.

I told Sarge that if he converted to a Liberal point of view, I would raise the money to fly to America and give him head.

In response, what I got was a diatribe about everything I hold dear.
I guess this signifies what he thinks of me. And also his opinion of how I suck cock.

And yes, I suck the balls. And hum.
I pay attention to the shaft. And move my tongue over the head like a lollipop to get all the lovely precum.
I lick and I suck and I enjoy it.

Sigh. Poor Sarge. Missing out on all that...
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Old 04-02-2011, 01:45 AM   #2
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And yes, I suck the balls. And hum. I pay attention to the shaft. And move my tongue over the head like a lollipop to get all the lovely precum. I lick and I suck and I enjoy it.
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Old 04-02-2011, 01:40 PM   #3
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In response, what I got was a diatribe about everything I hold dear.
I guess this signifies what he thinks of me. And also his opinion of how I suck cock.

And yes, I suck the balls. And hum.
I pay attention to the shaft. And move my tongue over the head like a lollipop to get all the lovely precum.
I lick and I suck and I enjoy it.
Wow. Is it warm in here?
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Old 04-03-2011, 01:51 AM   #4
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Wow. Is it warm in here?
Menopausal hot flush?
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