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[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

I've had the experience of looking at the person's stuff in front of me and thinking "Hmm, I bet that person is single."

Yeah, that's me. Cat food, can o' soup, diet coke, cigarettes, little bottle of shampoo from the travel size rack...

[casimendocina]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Yeah, that's me. Cat food, can o' soup, diet coke, cigarettes, little bottle of shampoo from the travel size rack...

Being single...it's all of that... and and and depending on the day....just relishing the thought as I type that no-one tells me how I should slice tomatoes.

[squirell nutkin]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Yeah, that's me. Cat food, can o' soup, diet coke, cigarettes, little bottle of shampoo from the travel size rack...

Nope, not you.

cf:

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since I
was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?”
The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”