You can never have too many:

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Originally Posted by BigV

can you eat it after you've named it? really?

I could. Really.

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

lighters migrate.

I have and very occasionally do smoke, but I've been a non-smoker for the majority of my life. And even I know that lighters migrate. When I was a barmaid, when the majority of my friends smoked, when my gas cooker has a dicky clicker.... I've always carried lighters.

The one I have managed to keep the longest ironically exposes me. It's a Rokerij promotional lighter. I use it to light candles and incense, but even those are not allowed in my room, so it mostly lives downstairs.

Luckily, the 'rents have no idea that the Rokerij is an Amsterdam coffeeshop (link NSFW for obvious reasons, also music starts automatically)

BTW - don't think that just because I only use a lighter for candles and incense, or because I can only do it downstairs, that my lighters are safe. No, I've had about four go missing in the same time period.