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Old 03-08-2012, 05:52 PM   #2851
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Old 03-12-2012, 11:17 PM   #2852
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Never take advice from those who are not currently successful n that which you wish to achieve ...unless they mad so much money they retired from it.

Don't:
take job hunting advice from the unemployed
Budgeting advice from the debt-ridden spendthrifts
Mental health advice from the nutters
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Old 03-13-2012, 08:01 AM   #2853
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take job hunting advice from the unemployed
This one I disagree with.

I've been in the same job for 20 years. I may seem like a good guy to get advice from, but I haven't actually landed a job in over 20 years. There would be few people worse than me at giving job hunting advice. The best people to get job hunting advice from would be people who change jobs every 2-3 years and have been doing it for a couple decades. They will be able to tell you how to play the game.
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Old 03-13-2012, 10:45 AM   #2854
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Never take advice from those who are not currently successful n that which you wish to achieve ...unless they mad so much money they retired from it.

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take job hunting advice from the unemployed
Budgeting advice from the debt-ridden spendthrifts
Mental health advice from the nutters
I missed the punchline which was:

and don't take weightloss advice from me




ah well. I can't even get humor right.
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Old 03-13-2012, 10:47 AM   #2855
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This one I disagree with.

I've been in the same job for 20 years. I may seem like a good guy to get advice from, but I haven't actually landed a job in over 20 years. There would be few people worse than me at giving job hunting advice. The best people to get job hunting advice from would be people who change jobs every 2-3 years and have been doing it for a couple decades. They will be able to tell you how to play the game.
as long as they're currently employed I do agree. i was really being less than wholly serious, but failed at that too.

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Don't take humor advice from me, either......
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Old 03-13-2012, 10:48 AM   #2856
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Don't tug on superman's cape
Don't spit into the wind
Don't pull the cap off the old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with...monster

At least Google doesn't call you fat.

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Old 03-13-2012, 10:50 AM   #2857
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That's because google thinks I'm a middle-aged male nerd after a bimbo
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Old 03-13-2012, 10:53 AM   #2858
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Why can't google imagine I'm a 22 year old supermodel with a great personality and my own animal sanctuary?
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Old 03-13-2012, 10:59 AM   #2859
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because then all you'd need to buy would be monkey nuts and rubber boots.
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Old 03-13-2012, 02:34 PM   #2860
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I dread to think what Google must think of me.
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Old 03-13-2012, 02:45 PM   #2861
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you can look it up. I think I used a link I found on facebook. You can change it if you want to. That's what you need to do IM (I just typed your old name there -for the umpteenth time....)-tell it you're a 22 year-old supermodel running an animal sanctuary and see what it comes up with.
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Old 03-13-2012, 10:23 PM   #2862
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I dread to think what Google must think of me.
Google yourself and see what personal information comes up.
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Old 03-14-2012, 07:33 AM   #2863
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Fortunately no info comes up, apart from my Facebook profile which has next to nothing on it. But Google still has an opinion of me as a user based on what I search, what websites I go on, etc. I research a lot of really random things for the stories I write, which probably confuses it.
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Old 03-14-2012, 07:38 AM   #2864
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Who google thinks you are

Apparently Google now thinks I'm an 18-24 year old female. That's quite a change.

Pamela, are you jealous of my transformation?
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Old 03-14-2012, 07:41 AM   #2865
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....but why aren't I seeing ads full of hunky men? Explains all those shoe ads that have been popping up, though. Why would I want two pairs of shoes a month for $40? Are they insane?

.....Maybe I should go check my daughter's search history....
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