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Old 03-30-2012, 08:01 PM   #10036
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Someone at the last place I worked could do that. And did. Regularly.
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Old 03-30-2012, 09:11 PM   #10037
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Usually it's the cucumber going in.
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:22 PM   #10038
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Yet another reason to never swim in the ocean. Holy crow!
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Old 03-31-2012, 03:22 AM   #10039
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Someone at the last place I worked could do that. And did. Regularly.
Hide during the daytime up the arse of another species?
Hmmmm.
As a metaphor I think I get it.
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Old 03-31-2012, 08:51 AM   #10040
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Hide during the daytime up the arse of another species?
Hmmmm.
As a metaphor I think I get it.
Sort of like Tea Party Republicans

Time to get your own party guys.
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Old 03-31-2012, 09:14 AM   #10041
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Someone at the last place I worked could do that. And did. Regularly.
From now on, I will use the term pearl fish to describe this work place behavior. Thank you, that is perfect.
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Old 03-31-2012, 11:04 AM   #10042
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"pearl fishing" is a good term for female masturbation
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Old 03-31-2012, 11:05 AM   #10043
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Old 03-31-2012, 07:20 PM   #10044
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I'm still freaked out by this.

Could it be some kind of symbiotic relation, where the sea cucumber also gets some kind of benefit?

Or does the kinky lil' devil just like it?
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Old 04-01-2012, 08:10 PM   #10045
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Could it be some kind of symbiotic relation, where the sea cucumber also gets some kind of benefit?

Or does the kinky lil' devil just like it?
Sea cucumbers must be Japanese.

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Old 04-01-2012, 09:30 PM   #10046
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What in the fuck is going on at the Warren County (KY) Jail? Are they beating motherfuckers cross-eyed down there or what? Are the majority criminals COCK!-eyed? What gives? The Warren County Correctional Institute for Cock-Eyed Optimism? Did somebody give all these fellows the crook-eye? Is it something in the water?

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Old 04-02-2012, 02:01 PM   #10047
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Sea cucumbers must be Japanese.

Think Chinese turducken: Steamed stuffed sea cucumber recipe (for minced meat alternatively use pearl fish )
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Old 04-02-2012, 03:20 PM   #10048
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I'm on vacation in London with the family right now. Not sure how this will post from the phone. But it's a WTF for sure. Look at the decorations in this super expensive London condo I saw in the window of a real estate office in one of the neighborhoods.
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Old 04-02-2012, 04:29 PM   #10049
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"Share of Freehold"? Is that like a timeshare?

£2.35 mil, for a timeshare?

BTW: Why do they have that picture of Tina Fey?

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Old 04-02-2012, 04:49 PM   #10050
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That's my London digs. Endangered species antlers and Sarah Palin. Works perfectly for my decor. I don't like that light fixture, though.
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