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Swinging from the Chandelier
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Me: Pool day!
Facebook pooeypeople: Looks cloudy
Me: Good, it won't get too hot too early and i can mow my lawn
Facebook pooeypeople: Rain
Me: Good, lawn needed a water, dust needed to settle on pool parking lot
Facebook pooeypeople: Thunder
Me: Car on a speedbump, that's all
Weather.com: Huge effing cloud and thunder and shit coming your way all day
Me: Ooh look, the storm is shaped like a penis!
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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Along came the first Electrical Pioneer, Benjamin Franklin, who flew a kite in a lighting storm and received a serious electrical shock. This proved that lighting was powered by the same force as carpets, but it also damaged Franklin's brain so severely that he started speaking only in incomprehensible maxims, such as "A penny saved is a penny earned." Eventually he had to be given a job running the post office.
- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"